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S7 E3Hold My Hand As I'm Lowered

This is the amount we’re willing to pay you.

It’s empty.

Yeah, it’s empty because you’re a lying bitch and we’re not paying you a dime. Go to Hell.

S7 E4Believe Me I’m Lying

All right. Even if it’s incredibly riveting watching you lift weights, I think I'm gonna get out. What time are you going to the fashion show tonight?

I don’t know. Whenever. You're going?

Do I really want to watch a group of hot models walking around the stage? Dude, I’m getting there early

Oh, so you’re the has-been actress we’re overpaying?

Oh I’ve heard about you. You’re the mean bitch who used to be a big deal here, but you’re not here anymore, so now you’re just a mean bitch!

He just read some script she gave him. Julian is a good guy, Mother.

Yeah, and I’m willing to bet she’s wrecked a few good guys in her day.

Even with all the gorgeous models here tonight, the most beautiful woman here was backstage.

Thank you.

I was talking about Victoria.

IInterviewer

Nathan Scott! Do you have a comment regarding the allegations made about you on the “National Informer”?

Yes, I do have a comment. I would just say I am very proud of my friend Brooke Davis. Tonight she reminded all of us how full of talent she is. As to the other stuff, no, I have no comment.

S7 E5Your Cheatin’ Heart

Have you seen Alex's script? I'm working with her today. Ohh. Sorry. Good morning, Brooke Davis, you get sexier and younger every day.

Well good morning, babe. You're so sweet.

So have you seen her script?

You certainly do know how to hit the off switch.

Sorry babe, but you know I'm working with her today.

Yeah, I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I don't trust her around men. She's like one of those Herpes from Mythology.

You mean Harpies?

No, actually, I don't. Her underwear should be a welcome mat. I've seen the way she looks at you. Can't you find a better script written by an uglier person?

Trust me, I'm not interested in the writer, I'm interested in the story.

As long as it doesn't become the story you and Alex tell your kids some day when they ask how you met.

Hey. The only kids I'll be telling stories to will be ours.

That's a good answer. Have a good day.

Hi. How's the story coming? It better not have a happy ending.

Nope. No worries there, it's over.

What happened?

Let's just say she's the person you thought she was.

Does Brooke Davis have to slap a bitch?

No, baby. I just won't be working with her anymore. She's all yours.

I'm sorry, babe. Are you okay?

Yeah, it's just I hadn't found a script I liked that much in a long time.Can't believe I was stupid enough to think she'd take it seriously.

Well, you'll find a better script.

Yeah? I guess it's back to renting movies instead of making them. Any suggestions?

Something that'll put you in a better mood, or at least in the mood to make out with me.

Grease 2 it is.

Again? You're weird.

S7 E6Deep Ocean Vast Sea

Hi. This hot body of yours has just inspired me to something that I have never done before.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. And it's going to take a lot of hard work, and it's going to take a long, long time.And I'm going to need you to start by taking your pants off.

That sounds amazing. But Alex is coming over to work.

You two were up half the night!

It's all business, Brooke. I don't know, she seems to have really come around.

I don't buy it. Once a ho-bag, always a ho-bag.

Now as I recall, you...

You might want to consider what you are about to say very carefully. Now come kiss me 'till ho-bag shows up.

I’m a professional basketball player; girls get a hold of my email and my cell phone number all the time. And when they contact me I call them back to tell them stop, because I’m happily married to a woman who loves and trusts me. But I guess that was a lie, because you don’t trust me, do you?

I would offer to spot you but I max out at like 180…ish.

You know, I don't believe in killing the messenger Mouth, but uh, every time I've seen you lately it's been bad news.

They're running a story at 6 that says you're losing your endorsements. Is it true?

Yeah.

I’m sorry Nate.

Yeah, me too. I heard about your demotion. How long are they going to keep you locked up in the basement?

The truth? Until I do a story on you.

Then do the story, Mouth.

Nate...

I’m serious. Mouth, you've already done far more than I could ever ask. Take care of your career.

(about Alex) No I’m not okay. Ho-bag got naked in front of Julian!

Ho-bag?

Alex ‘my butt is the size of a kumquat’ Dupree, my model. She’s so manipulative and materialistic and self-serving, and naked and…

Brookish?

Nathan Scott is a Tree Hill local who overcame injury and adversity to achieve his dream, a dream to play professional basketball. But lately Nathan’s career has taken a backseat to allegations of an affair that led to the pregnancy of a fan. In my opinion, continuing to report on these allegations without any further evidence of their validity is a reckless attempt on the part of this network to boost ratings. I’m not saying athletes are above the law, but I think it’s up to science to determine the validity of these claims, not the evening news. To date there’s been no new evidence that suggests that Nathan Scott is guilty of these allegations. And yet he looks guiltier the more that we report on him. For my part I got into sports news because I think reporting on athletes inspires people to be exceptional. And while I’ve never been an exceptional athlete I can strive to be exceptional in my own way: by refusing to bow to pressure, by refusing to stoop to a level that’s beneath me, just like Nathan Scott has refused to. I believe in Nathan Scott, but I also believe in my viewers. I believe you don’t want any part in dragging him through the mud. So if you want sports news and not gossip, turn the channel, let my boss know that news isn’t just about ratings. It’s about people, and integrity, but mostly it’s about truth and that still means something. I’m Marvin McFadden and this is sports. Or at least it used to be.

A retraction at this point won’t change anyone’s opinion.

It might.

They’ll all just assume you paid her off. We will have, which will just make me look even more guilty. You should know this Haley, which makes me think the only reason you haven’t left to pay her off is that you’re starting to believe she might be telling the truth. Haley, if I’m guilty of this, not only am I the kind of guy that would cheat on you, I’m the kind of guy that would father a child then turn his back. I’m Dan Scott. If you think I’m capable of that you do what you have to do, but I can guarantee you if you’ve lost faith in me, all the money in the world isn’t going to fix it.

I didn’t do it. I couldn’t.

That’s what sets you apart from her. It’s one of the thousand reasons why I could never cheat on you.

I don’t want to see you lose your dream.

Lose her? She’s right here. I’m never letting go of her.

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