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S4 E14Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers

You don't wanna be the guy looking back at blue ruffles.

Ah, good point. So what'd you wear to prom?

Blue ruffles.

(Lucas and Peyton make out on his bed.)

Your mom is gonna come in any second.

She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in.

(Brooke enters)

Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged.

Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?

She was holding court in the living room.

Clothed or unclothed?

Clothed, but it was about ten minutes ago, so you never know.

Don't look now, Mouth, but Shelly all up in here right now.

Where?

12 o'clock and closing fast.

Okay, on the count of three we're out of here. ready? Three.

Nathan (Sees Lucas holding a picture of Keith): Luke, you gotta help me find some booze, man, or it's going to get ugly down there. You gotta let this go man. Keith's gone, Luke. Jimmy's gone. Nothing's going to bring them back. But you got a ton of people that love you out there and in a few months, most of those people are gonna go their separate ways. So what do you say big brother? Let's have some fun.

(While Rachel is dancing to her boys that are cheering for her, she kept on dancing after she stops) (To the boys) Thank you! Thank You! Tip your waitressess, or me. (dances excitedly off the table until Haley steps in with a drink in her hand)

So, how did you do it, Rach?

Do what?

Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it and now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.

Whatever ...

So... (Throws a drink in Rachel's face) That is for getting me fired!

(Haley back hands Rachel in the face)

And that (Haley grabs Rachel's chin) is for trying to sleep with my husband.

Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!

Honey, you're lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!

(Rachel tries to push Haley; Skills stops her)

Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave. (Rachel Leaves as Haley watches and Skills got closer to Haley) I told you I got the kid's back. (Hugs Haley, who watches Rachel, who angrily disappeared out of sight in Nathan's very own home)

(Voice-over) If you could go back and just change one thing about your life, would you? And if you did, would that change make your life better? Or would that change ultimately break your heart? Or break the heart of another? Would you choose an entirely different path? Or would you change just one thing? Just one moment. One moment that you've always wanted back.

I thought you said you wanted to wait.

Do you remember what you said the last time we were here? You said you wanted it all and... I walked away. I made a big mistake that night because all I wanted was sex.

What do you want now?

Now I want what you wanted. I want everything with you

S4 E15Prom Night At Hater High

(Talking to Brooke about Peyton) Didn't you F her BF when you two were still BFFs?

(Talking to Nathan after the whole video of him and Brooke) How am I supposed to compete with all the girls that you've been with?

You don't have to compete with all the girls.

All the girls?! How many girls have you slept with, Fabio?!

(After everyone watches the tape on Nathan and Brooke, Peyton walks up to Brooke while Haley steps aside and Peyton stares at Brooke with a mean look and knew that Brooke has screwed Nathan behind her back.) Peyton I.. (Peyton punches Brooke in the face.)

Duck! Duck! Duck! (To Brooke) Bitch!

Peyton, hey I'm so sorry ok what else do you want me to say?

Well, what I want you to say is punch me in the face again, Peyton please. I deserve it.

Okay, you're not exactly perfect here either.

That's right, you cut me out your life and made me feel guilty for kissing Lucas when you screwed Nathan behind my back.

And you guys were broken up because that-

Keep telling yourself that because if it makes you feel better but you're a back-stabbing ain't gonna work. (looks at Chase walking in) Hey, good luck with your cheating girlfriend.

(Flashback to two years earlier)

Why don't you spit in my mouth next time? It'll be sexier!

Hey, baby, whats wrong?

What, you mean why won't I let you mount me in front of the entire basketball team after you've made out with half the cheerleading squad?

Well, yeah.

I am so sick of this! All you care about is getting drunk and having sex! (Nathan watches a passing girl) HEY!

Hey, you left out basketball.

No! I left out that you are inconsiderate bastard and we are through!

For ten minutes this time, or till tomorrow? I need to know how to plan my night.

How does forever work? Now you can go screw whatever skank you want.

(To Nathan) I'm drunk.

Peyton dumped me. (Brooke looks at Nathan, which he looks at her and they begin to have sex in the bedroom while Nathan and Brooke drink up)

So do you guys really broke up?

Yeah, need another drink?

No (Drops drink on the table and also takes her top off)

Oh never mind, you're good. (They begin to have sex on the bed when Nathan stops and looks at his video camera and turns it on while Brooke watches what Nathan is doing)

(After Brooke watches what Nathan is doing with the camera) What are you doing?

Oh, just having a little fun, don't worry!

Promise you'll erase it?

Done! (They continue to have sex until Brooke excitedly laughs)

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