Hayley quotes from One Tree Hill

Nathan

You know theres a party tonight, right?

Yeah, I know- but what are gonna do with the baby?

Deb

(Appearing round the door holding stuffed toys) Cue the crazy gradnmother. And FYI, if you ever call me 'grandmother' in public, I'll use my gun. (Sees Haley's face) Which, is safe at the range, out of the way of the most beautiful baby in the world (Takes Jamie from Haley) Next to you Nathan, of course. Aaah who am I kidding?

Nathan

We would go mom, but were underage, and theres gonna be drinking, probably some drugs-

Deb

Go. We insist. Bring me home some drugs! (Walks off with Jamie) Isn't Gwandma funny?

Nathan

Mom? What happened to the phone?

Deb

I unplugged it. The two of you were driving us crazy.

The TWO of us?

Nathan

(Looks shifty)I may of called a couple of times...

Deb

Six times.

You crazy obsessive parent!

Deb

You called eight.

UNBELIEVABLE. He's only mellow when we play rap music? What happened to the classical I played for nine months?

Nathan

I have a confession to make. Whenever you fell asleep I tuned into old school hip-hop. (Rocks Jamie) Thats right my boy. We like some old school hip hop? Yeah? Yeah? (Laughs)