Rachel Gatina quotes from One Tree Hill

Rachel

(While Rachel is dancing to her boys that are cheering for her, she kept on dancing after she stops) (To the boys) Thank you! Thank You! Tip your waitressess, or me. (dances excitedly off the table until Haley steps in with a drink in her hand)

Haley

So, how did you do it, Rach?

Rachel

Do what?

Haley

Don't play dumb ass with me girlie you stole those test, and I wanna know how you did it. Steal my keys while I was in the hospital. Yeah I bet you did, didn't you. You know I could have spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it and now I'm not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.

Rachel

Whatever ...

Haley

So... (Throws a drink in Rachel's face) That is for getting me fired!

Haley

And that (Haley grabs Rachel's chin) is for trying to sleep with my husband.

Rachel

Bitch, you're lucky you're pregnant!

Haley

Honey, you're lucky that I'm pregnant!! I think its time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house RIGHT NOW!

Skills

Yo ma I think it's time for you to leave. (Rachel Leaves as Haley watches and Skills got closer to Haley) I told you I got the kid's back. (Hugs Haley, who watches Rachel, who angrily disappeared out of sight in Nathan's very own home)

Rachel

(Handing Brooke an icepack) Well, it could've been worse. You could've gotten your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.

Brooke

The day is still young.

Rachel

Quit talking about Shelly.

Mouth

Yeah, I know. I'm boring you.

Rachel

No, you're making me jealous.

Rachel

You know I lied to you when I told you my flight was late. The truth is that I just wasn't ready to get on it.

Mouth

Why not?

Rachel

Because I wanted us to have our last dance.

Mouth

Let's have it.

Rachel

You're gonna break a lot of hearts Mouth McFadden.

Name?

Brooke

Brooke Davis.

I'm Sorry. I've got strict orders not to admit Brooke Davis.

Brooke

Excuse me? Whose stupid party is this anyway?

Rachel

It's mine, bitch. And your fat ass isn't invited.

Brooke

Ahh! (They hug) Oh my god!

(talking to Deb on the phone about baby James) And he likes his little- (Deb hangs up on Haley)- giraffe.

Rachel

(flicks Haley in the back of the head)

Haley

OW!

Rachel

That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.

Haley

(throws her drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.(Haley walks off)

Rachel

I'm gonna miss this

Rachel, should we cut it?

Rachel

No.

But he just called him a murderer!

Rachel

So? He is one.

Jamie

Nice to meet you, Grandma Rachell.

Rachel

I remember when you were a rumor in 3rd period.