Haley James Scott quotes from One Tree Hill

Lucas

Uhh, he wasn't there.

Haley

You sure, apartment 11?

Lucas

Yeah.

Haley

Hmm, weird. I just got his voicemail. I guess he really isn't there. I told you Peyton was easy.

Lucas

Come on, I'll take you home.

Haley

Okay.

Haley

Well, did you have fun tonight, slave boy? Thanks for playing along.

Lucas

Look, Haley, I know we've grown apart a bit lately, and I know we have a lot ahead of us, but I just want you to know I'll always be there for ya. And if Nathan doesn't see how special you really are, well then he's an idiot 'cause I think you're amazing.

Haley

Thanks, Luke. Oh, technically, you owe me a goodnight kiss.

Lucas

Hmmm...rules are rules, I guess.

Haley

Yeah, so. Here's the thing, though. If your tongue comes anywhere near my mouth, I'm just never speaking to you again, though. [They kiss and hug]

Lucas

Hey, Haley, you're going to be okay. I promise you that.

Haley

Thanks.

Haley

Nathan, I know I'm driving you crazy.

Nathan

No, you're not.

Haley

Do you think that I'm a tease?

Nathan

Stop it.

Haley

Well what do you think?

Nathan

I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you.

Nathan

Haley, you got a tattoo for God's sake. Obviously, this whole thing with us means a lot to you. I just don't want to do anything to pressure you or drive you away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in love with you. 'Cause I did. I love you, Haley. And it scares me a little bit, but there it is.

Haley

Wow. There it is. [Haley kisses him] I love you, too.

Haley

What?

Nathan

You're just lucky Tim's here. Because I have a thing for girls named Haley James.

Haley

Oh yeah, well, you're lucky Tim's here too.

Nathan

Hales, look. A single afternoon together and not one punch thrown.

Haley

Lucas, can I talk to Nathan alone, please?

Lucas

Sure.

Nathan

What's up?

Haley

I was doing some research on the internet, and I found what my boyfriend's been studying.

Nathan

That's just- Well, I just stumbled on that, so it's no big deal.

Haley

What about the other half a dozen sites you stumbled on and bookmarked? Nathan, it's hard enough for me to compete with all the girls at school. What, now I have to be a porn star?

Nathan

No. These girls aren't real.

Haley

[after finding pictures of Peyton on Nathan's laptop] You said they weren't real.

Nathan

They aren't.

Haley

This hurts me, Nathan.

Nathan

I get that. It's just a fantasy.

Haley

Was Peyton just a fantasy?

Nathan

You know, it'd be nice if a guy could get a little privacy in his own apartment.

Haley

I gave you my heart. That's all that I can give. And if that's not enough for you, then I'm not enough for you.

Nathan

Haley.

Haley

Nathan, you're soaked. What are you doing here?

Nathan

I went for a run. I guess this is where I ended up. Haley, those pictures of Peyton don't mean anything. I saved those when we were still dating. I guess I should have gotten rid of them.

Haley

Is that it?

Nathan

You know, my pride says, "Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated by a sexual relationship." But my heart says, "Forget about your pride, you idiot. You love this girl. And even if you catch pneumonia, your ass is gonna stay out here in the rain until you convince her to forgive you" So come on, Hales. Just meet me halfway here?

Haley

Why should I?

Nathan

Because I'm sorry. Because I love you. And because you're looking really hot, standing out here in the rain and I'm thinking, "I have to kiss you."

Haley

Well, if you have to. [Nathan kisses Haley]

Haley

Luke? Lucas, this is not funny. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut. Lucas? Luke, this is so not cool. Lucas Scott!

Lucas

Boogie Man!

Haley

Aah! [punches Lucas in the gut]

Lucas

Damn it, Haley! You're gonna kill me! You know, Houdini died like that.

Haley

You deserve it, dumb ass. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut.

Lucas

Why are you whispering?

Lucas

Haley, these people, they're dead.

Haley

Yeah, but if you keep yelling, the freaking zombies are gonna get us.

Lucas

Haley, I gotta tell you something.

Haley

What's her name and what did you do that you regret?

Lucas

No. I'm going to Charleston with Keith, Hales.

Haley

OK, for how long?

Lucas

Forever. Hales, I'm gonna move there.

Haley

So you bring me into a creepy cemetery and tell me that you're leaving Tree Hill for good? Luke, who's gonna raid thrift stores with me and lie to the lost and found and claim stupid stuff, huh? Who's gonna do that with me now?

Lucas

Nathan. And me occasionally. Just not all the time.

Haley

I want to do something.

Nathan

Haley?

Haley

No its okay.

Nathan

I could love you forever, Haley.

Haley

So could I.

Nathan

Your my family now Haley. The only true thing I have. I don't ever want to lose you.

Haley

You won't . (look at each other lovingly) What?

Nathan

Marry Me.

Haley

Stop it.

Nathan

What?

Haley

You're embarrasing me.

Nathan

Why not?

Haley

Because we're in High School

Nathan

So what, I'm emancipated

Haley

Is this about sex, because I want to wait

Nathan

No i can see you caved in on that one already

Haley

Well maybe so ... Nathan, couples don't get married in high school. Its just, it's not normal.

Nathan

So what? I'm not normal. What I'm feeling is definitely not normal. And to be honest with you Haley I don't ever want to be normal not with you... I'm serious

Haley

i know you are

Nathan

So i'll say it again... I could love you forever.

Haley

Nathan, so could i,

Nathan

So, why cant forever start today

Haley

Hi. I had the strangest dream; I dreamt we actually got married yesterday.

Nathan

That’s weird…I had the same dream.

Alright. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone.. police, fire, pimps.

Nathan

Thanks for worrying about us.

Haley

I'm not worried about you. Have your fun, just remember, you’re married now.

Nathan

How was your shower?

Haley

It was educational.

Nathan

Oh really, what'd you learn?

Haley

Nothing I don't already know... you're the one that I want.

Nathan

Yeah, me too.

Nathan

Where you going?

Haley

Well you know I said tonight was educational. Well, Honey, you're gonna love the homework.

Haley

Hi, nice to meet you.

Felix Taggaro

Girl, you are totally fine.

Haley

Dude I'm totally married.

Felix

Really? Who's the father?

Nathan

Little close aren't you?

Felix

Oh, guess it's you.

Nathan

Are you writing a new song or planning on killing me?

Erhhh, Officially, I'm writing a new song. Unofficially, I'd watch your back...by the way I found a new car on the internet...looks great.

Nathan

Define great?

Haley

Five hundred bucks great...which actually leaves thirty six bucks in the wish dish so we could probably spring for a full tank of gas.

Nathan

You know, my wish was more along the lines of Tivo, surround sound.

Haley

Well a car will get you off the bus before Kieth fires you for being late. [kiss] And make sure the trunk's big enough to fit a body. Just in case.

I told you; I got dressed, I threw up at my parent's house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.

Peyton

Ok, hard image to forget. Uh, but, I meant more like, uh, I don't know; how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody with that escape hatch.

Haley

I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do, it was more about trusting myself.