Haley James Scott quotes from One Tree Hill

Hey Nathan, what's up man?

Nathan

Hey guys, you know Haley. She's my tutor...

This looks a lot like a date to me.

Nathan

No man, definitely not.

All right, see you later.

Nathan

I'm sorry about that...

Haley

[cutting Nathan off] Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?

Nathan

It's just...

Haley

You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again.

Haley

Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...

Nathan

[runs over to Haley] Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?

Haley

You should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.

Nathan

Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you

Haley

What does that mean?

Nathan

All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just...I don't wanna be that guy any more.

Haley

Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?

Nathan

I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.

Haley

You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me.

Haley

Except that. You shouldn't have done that, Nathan.

Nathan

But I wanted to.

Haley

Yeah.

Brooke

What's your idea of your perfect date?

Haley

Watching you get hit by a bus.

Brooke

And a sense of humor. Nathan’s really lucky.

Nathan

A month ago, did you think we'd be alone in your bedroom?

Haley

Oh, but we're not alone in my bedroom. We have the forefathers with us.

Nathan

They can watch.

Haley

Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?

Nathan

Oh, I'm serious. Come here.

Lucas

It's not that hard. Peyton and I just don't make sense as a couple. She said so herself.

Haley

And then took it back!

Lucas

What are you, her lawyer?

Haley

I'm just... look, I've seen Peyton really try to make an effort to turn things around. It just sucks she got bit the first time she reached out to somebody, you know?

Lucas

Haley, I'm not the bad guy here, okay? Peyton's just too...hard.

Haley

Unlike Brooke, who I understand, is nice and easy.

Lucas

Excuse me. She makes me laugh. She's honest. She's not afraid to be herself. Plus, she's not covered head to toe in issues.

Haley

If my parents come home, I'm going to act like I have amnesia, so don't freak out if I pretend not to know you.

Nathan

Look I think I should get back to the madness, but, hey, if I could, I'd stay like this all day.

Haley

OK. Nathan, about last night...

Nathan

Hey, it's not about sex with me, alright? When you're ready, I'll be ready, too.

Haley

Did you finish 'The Little Prince'?

Nathan

No, I just rented the movie. This book is stupid.

Haley

Nathan, you're not going to pass French if you keep renting movies.

Nathan

Its not like I have a lot of time to read.

Haley

So, are you ever going to tell me how it went?

Nathan

The therapist asked me if I liked playing basketball.

Haley

Wow, what did you say?

Nathan

I didn't know what to say. No one has ever asked me that question.

Haley

Wow, that's really big.

Nathan

These past couple weeks without it, I mean if I didn't play, I might actually have a life.

Haley

What would you do?

Nathan

I don't know. At least I have some time to figure it out. Besides, I'm sure we can find other things to do with our time.

Haley

Like?

Haley

I think you're really brave to reconsider building who you are. I don't know if I could do that.

Nathan

You could if you tried. Look, I gotta go.

Haley

Oh, yeah. Hey, umm, basketball practice starts up again today right?

Nathan

Yeah, I'm just not sure if I do. I'll see ya.

Haley

So this, uh, dinner is going to be pretty bad, huh?

Nathan

Yeah, a massacre. My grandma's okay. It's just my grandpa's pretty intense. You've met my dad. Just imagine where he comes from.

Haley

Scary.

Nathan

Yeah, you should come tonight. Maybe you'll make everyone behave.

Haley

I'll come if you want me to.

Nathan

No, I wasn't serious. I wouldn't put you through that.

Haley

No, I mean, if you're asking, of course, my answer is yes.

Nathan

Well, then, I'm asking.

Haley

Well, then, I'm coming.

Nathan

Was that your jump shot? Because if that was your jump shot, I can't date you anymore. [Haley laughs] My mom said you would be here, something about a grade?

Haley

Yeah, you cannot be here right now.

Nathan

Why not?

Haley

Because I look stupid.

Nathan

You realize I've seen you in that crochet poncho thing you wear, right?

Haley

Come on, this is embarrassing. I want you to think I'm not embarrassing.

Nathan

You don't embarrass me, Haley.

Haley

Oh, yeah, OK.

Nathan

OK, I take that back.

Haley

I can't do this.

Nathan

Yes, you can like this. Alright, square your shoulders to the basket. Bring the ball up right past your nose like this, okay? Bend your knees a little, just relax your hips, and just shoot. Okay, that wasn't perfect, but it also wasn't embarrassing. It was actually kind of sexy.

Peyton

Haley, what are you doing?

Haley

Inventory.

Peyton

Lucas is lying in a hospital. Why can't you just go see him?

Haley

Because he wouldn't want to see me.

Peyton

What are you talking about? You guys are best friends.

Haley

Not last night, we weren't. We got in a fight.

Peyton

Bout what?

Haley

You, him and Brooke. Last thing I said to him was, 'I don't like the person you're becoming, and the next time we see each other, don't talk to me.'

Peyton

You didn't mean it.

Haley

Peyton, what if..what if I can't take it back? What if he doesn't forgive me?

Peyton

He will, but you just need to see him. I tell you what, umm, whenever you decide that you're ready, I'll go to the hospital with you. Strength in numbers.

Haley

Yeah. Yeah, okay, thank you.

Peyton

I'll see ya.

Haley

Nathan, I'm not in the mood right now.

Nathan

Lucas is awake. I was there when he opened his eyes. I went to see him.

Haley

Why?

Nathan

Because I knew you couldn't. I wanted him to know that you were thinking about him. Look, I know it was wrong to go after you for the reasons I did. I can't apologize for that, but I'm glad I did, but I'm not that person anymore because of you. Let me take you to him.

Nathan

Wait a minute, is this...is this a new outfit?

Haley

He noticed. Yes it is. It's all about the new me. Do you like?

Nathan

Yeah, but what's wrong with the old you?

Haley

Nothing. I just thought I'd branch out and try some new things.

Nathan

This could be good. Like what?

Haley

I don't know. There's a lot I wanna try that I never did.

Nathan

Like fooling around with me?

Haley

Like snowboarding.

Nathan

Okay, well, I can teach you how to do that, too.

Haley

Yeah?

Nathan

Mmmhmm...

Haley

Cool.

Nathan

What else?

Haley

Uhh, singing.

Nathan

Do you sing?

Haley

I..uhh..sing when no one is around.

Nathan

Well, I think you should sing for me sometime.

Haley

Okay, yeah, right, I'll..uhh..catch ya on the slopes.

Nathan

You know, I don't know how I deal with all this crap with my parents if you weren't around.

Haley

You're welcome.

I'm serious. It's like the worse things get with my parents, the better things get with you.

Haley

Are things really awful with your parents?

Nathan

It's a war zone and I'm stuck with whoever's got the best lawyer.

Haley

Aww, you should know your rights.

Nathan

It's not like I have any.

Haley

No, you do. Let's find out. Knowledge is power.

Nathan

So now I know. I don't ever remember feeling like this, Haley. Yeah, like with my dad, but she abandoned me.

Haley

I'm sorry.

Nathan

I can't go back there. I can't live with my dad, either. I'm screwed.

Haley

Maybe not. There might be an answer.

Haley

No way!

Peyton

Haley, come on. Remember when I made you those flyers for Open Mic Night?

Haley

That is really unfair. You're a born artist. I'm a born klutz, okay? I, I, almost drowned in the balls at Chuck E. Cheese.

Peyton

Okay, but if we don't find a replacement, we're gonna have to forfeit.

Haley

Don't you guys lose every year since grade school, anyway? So, what's the big deal?

Peyton

It's important to Brooke. Do you know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend? Look, I really hurt Brooke, and I just don't want her to be disappointed again.

Peyton

Ta-da.[As she shows Haley dressed in the cheerleader outfit to Brooke]'

Brooke

Tutor girl, you look bitching.

Haley

Yeah, I kind of do, don't I?

Brooke

Now, get your suit hot tub therapy, both of you.

Nathan

Haley? What are you doing?

Haley

I'm kind of filling in for Teresa.

Nathan

Works for me. I gotta thing for cheerleaders.

Haley

Oh, yeah.