Lucas Scott quotes from One Tree Hill

Lucas

How's it going? Better?

Brooke

Yeah, I'm starting to get it down. She's sleeping through the night now.

Lucas

See? I told you you'd be a good mom.

Skills

You know what heals a broken heart more than anything?

Lucas

What?

Skills

[sniffs the air] Bacon. You smell that? Thank God for Millicent.

Jamie

[to Lucas] I think you drink too much.

Lucas

I think you're right.

Nathan

Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.

Jamie

And rotten cheese.

Lucas

Go away!

Jamie

Eugh, and bad breath.

Lucas

I said go away! [sits up]

Jamie

[shocked] Whoah!

Nathan

[shocked] Holy crap!

Lucas

What?

Nathan

Have you seen your head?

Lucas

Not lately.

Nathan

You have a Mohawk.

Lucas

I do?

Jamie

Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?

Nathan

Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.

Jamie

Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.

Nathan

Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?.

Jamie

Okay.

Haley

Alright, all clear you goof!

Lucas

No Peyton?

Haley

No, you need to apologize to her.

Lucas

Hey, remember all the water balloon battles we use to have up here?

Haley

Don’t change the subject. Actually now that you mention it, it was Junior Year the Boy Toy Auction, we had that water balloon fight up here and you saw my tattoo of Nathan’s jersey number for the first time.

Lucas

You mean your, slutty little tramp stamp?

Haley

I am so barely your friend right now.

Lucas

Sorry.

Haley

The point is, I was so scared that night, I was falling in love for the first time and I was so unsure and I did it. And while it hasn’t been easy, it has being everything. We’re not kids anymore Luke you know, it really hurts me what your doing.

Lucas

Lindsey said no Hales, I said yes.

Haley

Don’t give me that Luke. I’m being honest with you now right now and you need to be honest with yourself. What do you want? If Lindsey’s the girl your in love with great. If it’s Peyton, great and if it’s Brooke just please, stop hiding your heart. I mean it.

Lucas

I don't hate you. I remember the first time I ever saw you, all skinny arms and tangled mess of hair. It was hard letting you go Peyton. You know? It was hard losing you and it was hard seeing you again and it's still really hard.

Peyton

I know. While I'm asleep, I have this dream where we're back in that hotel room in LA and you proposed to me and every single time I say "yes".

Lucas

It's just a dream, right?

Peyton

It's my dream.

Peyton

Hello?

Brooke

Hello?

Lindsey

Hello?

Lucas

Hey, it's me. Look, I'm at the airport. I've got two tickets to Las Vegas. Do you wanna get married tonight?

three simple cards, three beautiful ladies, real simple, son, all you gotta do is pick one

Lucas

All right.

Just follow the heart.

Brooke

Hey, handsome. These are for you, for our one year anniversary!

Lucas

um.. Brooke, I'm your husband. I'm supposed to give you flowers.

Brooke

I know. But I wanted to make sure I'd like them.

Lucas

(laughs)

Brooke

Well?

Lucas

Happy anniversary, wife

Brooke

Thank you husband, I love them.

Lucas

You ever miss Tree Hill?

Brooke

Of course. I miss our friends

Lucas

Yeah, Jamie's getting big. We never see him.

Brooke

I know. But you have the book tour and I have the company and I think he understands.

Lucas

What about all that travel? I mean,I am proud of you and all, but it just sucks that we're apart so much

Brooke

I know. Makes coming home kind sexy though.

Lucas

Very true

Lucas

Hey,I do love you, Brooke Davis

Brooke

And I love you, Lucas Davis ... Scott

Brooke

And I'm gonna love you more when I see exactly what it is you got me for our anniversary

Lucas

You're gonna love that... whatever it is. Happy anniversary!

Brooke

Thank you!

Lucas

Happy Anniversary!

Peyton

Go back out!

Lucas

Why? Is the mail man here again?

Peyton

No. He just put on his pants and jumped out the window, but he did leave you an anniversary gift and I haven’t wrapped it yet. Hi babe.

Lucas

Hey wifey! These are for you.

Peyton

Oh!! They’re beautiful! Thank you! How was your day?

Lucas

It was good. It is good. You know can’t believe it’s been a year.

Peyton

Time flies when you get what you wish for.

Lucas

Is it? Is it what you wished for, Peyton?

Peyton

If I say 'it’s more than that', are you going to tease me for being a dork?

Lucas

Mm-hmm

Peyton

Cause it is.

Lucas

So, I made dinner reservations for tonight, if you want?

Peyton

Actually, I was thinking maybe we could just stay in, have a quiet dinner, kiss a while.(her brow rises and falls) And there is a chance that I could be rocking some slightly dirty girl lingerie underneath these jeans.

Lucas

[looks her down, head to toe] I think I need to sit down.

I want to tell you something, son. It’s the most important thing there is. Love. Finding the right person to spend your life with.

Lucas

I know I made the right choice.

That’s where it gets you. Thinking you had a choice. Love finds you, Son, you don’t find love. It’s got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, what’s written in the stars. A lot to do with the simple fact most women are smarter than we are. And wily. Your sorry butt never had a chance. But if you want to believe you had a choice in the matter, I’d say you made a good one.

Lucas

Why is that?

Because she showed up and she sure is pretty.

Peyton

You’re such a mess. You can’t just call a girl from the airport.

Lucas

Peyton, I know this sounds crazy, but…

Peyton

You're a mess, Lucas Scott, but you're my mess and I love you.

Peyton

Responsible-I’ve-not-been-attacked-by-Psycho-Derek text message sent.

Lucas

Responsible-I-know-I’ve-been-dark-lately-but-everything’s-ok message sent.

Peyton

Oh, it's a message from you! It says "Peyton, I love you, let’s go get married, Lucas" Can a text message change your life?

Lucas

God, I hope so.

Lucas

Peyton Sawyer, I love you...

Peyton

Yes.

Lucas

You didn't let me ask you...

Peyton

Yes, Baby Yes! God, I love you.

Lucas

When I was a kid I used to love to jump on my bed. I’d pretend I could fly. I’d pretend I could dunk. I was happy. My mom would pass the room and shout, "Lucas Scott, if you break that box spring, you’ll be sleeping on the floor for the rest of your life."

Peyton

Well, here’s the good news if you have to sleep on the floor, I will sleep there with you.

Lucas

For the rest of your life?

Peyton

Definitely.

Oh excuse me!

Peyton

It's okay we're getting married! [maid leaves] Um okay, so you know how you said our wedding should be a dream come true?

Lucas

Oh boy!

Peyton

Now, I know I never wanted my wedding to be princess for a day but,I would like it if your mom was there and [cell phone ringing] It's Brooke, can I tell her?

Lucas

Sure, you can tell her we're coming home for the ceremony.

Peyton

Hey best friend!

Brooke

Hey, you didn't come home last night?

Peyton

Oh yeah, that's cuz I'm in LA with Lucas, and we want you to be the first to know, we're getting married!

Jamie

When you get married, do I have to be the ring bearer again?

Lucas

Not if you don’t want to.

Jamie

Good because last time it didn’t work out so well.