[to Lucas] I think you drink too much.
I think you're right.
Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.
And rotten cheese.
Go away!
Eugh, and bad breath.
I said go away! [sits up]
[shocked] Whoah!
[shocked] Holy crap!
What?
Have you seen your head?
Not lately.
You have a Mohawk.
I do?
Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?
Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.
Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.
Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?.
Okay.
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