Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Julian

Have you seen Alex's script? I'm working with her today. Ohh. Sorry. Good morning, Brooke Davis, you get sexier and younger every day.

Brooke

Well good morning, babe. You're so sweet.

Julian

So have you seen her script?

Brooke

You certainly do know how to hit the off switch.

Julian

Sorry babe, but you know I'm working with her today.

Brooke

Yeah, I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I don't trust her around men. She's like one of those Herpes from Mythology.

Julian

You mean Harpies?

Brooke

No, actually, I don't. Her underwear should be a welcome mat. I've seen the way she looks at you. Can't you find a better script written by an uglier person?

Julian

Trust me, I'm not interested in the writer, I'm interested in the story.

Brooke

As long as it doesn't become the story you and Alex tell your kids some day when they ask how you met.

Julian

Hey. The only kids I'll be telling stories to will be ours.

Brooke

That's a good answer. Have a good day.

Brooke

Hi. How's the story coming? It better not have a happy ending.

Julian

Nope. No worries there, it's over.

Brooke

What happened?

Julian

Let's just say she's the person you thought she was.

Brooke

Does Brooke Davis have to slap a bitch?

Julian

No, baby. I just won't be working with her anymore. She's all yours.

Brooke

I'm sorry, babe. Are you okay?

Julian

Yeah, it's just I hadn't found a script I liked that much in a long time.Can't believe I was stupid enough to think she'd take it seriously.

Brooke

Well, you'll find a better script.

Julian

Yeah? I guess it's back to renting movies instead of making them. Any suggestions?

Brooke

Something that'll put you in a better mood, or at least in the mood to make out with me.

Julian

Grease 2 it is.

Brooke

Again? You're weird.

Brooke

Hi. This hot body of yours has just inspired me to something that I have never done before.

Julian

Oh yeah?

Brooke

Yeah. And it's going to take a lot of hard work, and it's going to take a long, long time.And I'm going to need you to start by taking your pants off.

Julian

That sounds amazing. But Alex is coming over to work.

Brooke

You two were up half the night!

Julian

It's all business, Brooke. I don't know, she seems to have really come around.

Brooke

I don't buy it. Once a ho-bag, always a ho-bag.

Julian

Now as I recall, you...

Brooke

You might want to consider what you are about to say very carefully. Now come kiss me 'till ho-bag shows up.

Brooke

(about Alex) No I’m not okay. Ho-bag got naked in front of Julian!

Chase

Ho-bag?

Brooke

Alex ‘my butt is the size of a kumquat’ Dupree, my model. She’s so manipulative and materialistic and self-serving, and naked and…

Chase

Brookish?

Julian

You okay?

Brooke

No. I need to know that you feel the same way that I do. That you can...see yourself doing this with me forever. Because if not, what am I doing? What... what are we doing? What.. who are we?

Julian

Hey. look at me. We're us, Brooke. You're the girl I love with all my heart. And I'm the boy who's gonna be with you forever. We don't have to rush into anything. Forever is a very long time.

Julian

I’m not a guy’s guy. I don’t have homies.

Brooke

I don’t think anyone has had homies since 1989.

Quinn

When Hales was in high school she used to get really stressed about grades and tests, so we’d make her special brownies.

Brooke

Special brownies? What’s in them?

Quinn

You know, the usual: eggs, milk, brownie mix…a little weed.

Brooke

Does she know that?

Quinn

Nope.

Brooke

Looks like the boys aren’t the only ones going on a trip tonight.

Quinn

So Hales, Taylor’s recipe calls for an eighth of grand daddy purple.

Haley

What is that…some kind of breakfast cereal?

Quinn

Not exactly…

Haley

Pot?!

Quinn

Yup.

Haley

I have to go throw up. I can’t believe all these years you and Taylor were getting me high! I can’t be doing this. I have a child!

Brooke

Who’s away for the weekend! You’ve had a rough few months…Who knew all these years tutor girl was actually stoner girl?

Haley

I’m so getting you back for this.

Brooke

Okay. If this is out last night on earth I just want you to know I am really glad we are spending it together.

Haley

No, this is silly. You are just paranoid, we weren't hearing things it was just the brownies.

Brooke

(both hear a noise) It's coming from the closet.

Haley

Oh this is ridiculous.

Brooke

Cuniculus.

Haley

What?

Brooke

Oryctolagus

Cuniculus!

Brooke

That's what Zelda said!

Haley

Okay. (starts looking at phone and typing)

Brooke

Evil spirit, in the closet, here I come!

Haley

Wait! Oryctolagus Cuniculus, the latin word for...(open the closet) bunny rabbit.

Brooke

Huh! That Zelda's a bitch!

Victoria

It’s for you. It’s Millicent’s agent.

Brooke

Millicent has an agent?

Victoria

Yeah, so do those Spencer and Heidi people. Go figure.

Brooke

How'd you sleep?

Julian

Not good.

Brooke

Good.

Julian

I'm sorry. I thought alex was in trouble, and i reacted.

Brooke

She okay?

Julian

She's fine.

Brooke

Imagine that.

Julian

Brooke, you would have done the same thing if she would have called you.

Brooke

yeah, but she didn't call me. she called her boyfriend i mean, my boyfriend.

Julian

Look, i know we were supposed to have a night together, but we can do that tonight. Or any night, okay? don't get upset.

Brooke

I'm not upset about that.

Julian

Yes, you are.

Brooke

not about that

Julian

Well, what else is there?

Brooke

I thought i was pregnant.

Julian

What?

Brooke

I'm not. so you're good.

Julian

i would have been good if you were. if we were.

Brooke

Don't say that to me.

Julian

You knew last night. I'm such an idiot. come here. I'm sorry.i messed up. Are you sad?

Brooke

A little.

Julian

[hugs her] It's gonna be okay.

Brooke

She must be high.

Victoria

I’m not high, I just had 3 martinis at lunch...okay, I’m a little buzzed.

Brooke

Not you drinkie...Millicent! She expects me to pay her 500 thousand dollars to model for this company.

Victoria

That’s not high, that’s smoking crack!

Brooke

That’s what I said! You know this is all Alex’s influence! That little bitch has been a pain in my perfect pilates ass since she rolled out of rehab and landed here.

Julian

Hi.

Brooke

They're beautiful. :[the flowers]

Julian

So are you. How you doing?

Brooke

Not so good.

Julian

Yeah, I know.

Brooke

I don't think you do.

Julian

No, I suppose I don't. But I want you to know something...I know that I've talked about slowing down and taking our time...but I want you to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day. And I'll be more than okay with it.

Brooke

We're not gonna have that day.

Julian

Baby, we will.

Brooke

No, we won't. They didn't just tell me that...that I wasn't pregnant. they said I'm never gonna be. I can't.

Julian

You can't have children? They told you that?

Brooke

I'm sorry.

Julian

Brooke...Hey, shh. baby, it's okay.

Brooke

It's not.

Julian

It is. It's going to be. I love you so much.

Brooke

But I want to have babies with you. I want to have a family.

Julian

Then we'll get a second opinion. And a third, okay? We'll find the best doctors out there.

Brooke

What if ...

Julian

Hey, shh, shh. I love you. That's all that matters. I love you.

Brooke

I love you, too.

Julian

So, I was thinking about taking some time off from, well .. doing nothing; how'd you like to spend some quality time with your boyfriend?

Brooke

I can't.

Julian

Oh, come on!

Brooke

No, really.. I need to go talk to Millicent. I am so pissed at her, so pissed that...

Julian

That you're going to go over and check that she's okay?

Brooke

Yeah.

Julian

Love my girl. Hey. I don't need kids to make me happy. I just need you, Brooke Davis.

Brooke

What did I do to deserve you?

Julian

My mom used to be the most amazing woman. She had this magic inside her. And after a while, she felt unloved or unworthy. I don't know. My dad was always working, and I was just a kid. I was always gone, just doing whatever kids do. No one reminded her how special she was. No one tried to stop her when she took that extra drink or those extra pills. And... Eventually, her fire burned out. And she became the not-so-special person she thought she was all along.

Brooke

Julian, you can't fix your mom by fixing Alex.

Julian

But maybe I can help her before her fire burns out. And if not... then at least I tried.