I’m not a guy’s guy. I don’t have homies.
I don’t think anyone has had homies since 1989.
“I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight” · Season 7, Episode 8
In this episode: Brooke Davis (4), Haley James Scott (2), Julian Baker (2), Quinn James (2), Nathan Scott (1)
When Hales was in high school she used to get really stressed about grades and tests, so we’d make her special brownies.
Special brownies? What’s in them?
You know, the usual: eggs, milk, brownie mix…a little weed.
Does she know that?
Nope.
Looks like the boys aren’t the only ones going on a trip tonight.
So Hales, Taylor’s recipe calls for an eighth of grand daddy purple.
What is that…some kind of breakfast cereal?
Not exactly…
Pot?!
Yup.
I have to go throw up. I can’t believe all these years you and Taylor were getting me high! I can’t be doing this. I have a child!
Who’s away for the weekend! You’ve had a rough few months…Who knew all these years tutor girl was actually stoner girl?
I’m so getting you back for this.
You knew Jamie needed that…how’d you know about the gate?
It’s no big deal, I saw it while I was getting fire wood.
95% of being a parent is instinct, and you’ve got great ones. You’ll be a great parent when the time comes.
Okay. If this is out last night on earth I just want you to know I am really glad we are spending it together.
No, this is silly. You are just paranoid, we weren't hearing things it was just the brownies.
(both hear a noise) It's coming from the closet.
Oh this is ridiculous.
Cuniculus.
What?
Oryctolagus
BHBrooke and Haley
Cuniculus!
That's what Zelda said!
Okay. (starts looking at phone and typing)
Evil spirit, in the closet, here I come!
Wait! Oryctolagus Cuniculus, the latin word for...(open the closet) bunny rabbit.
Huh! That Zelda's a bitch!
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