Patrick and Pippa in “Secret of the Seven Sorcerers (6)”

I would ring up and cancel, but I suppose it's be a bit inconsiderate, isn't it, really? Dragging him out of his coffin in broad daylight. I wonder what bizarre aquatic species I can expect in the groin this time. Stingray up the rectum? Perhaps I'll just get off lightly with a couple of barnacles on the foreskin.

Can you see an old dirty floor cloth by the door?

Uhm...yup.

Well, would you mind SHOVING IT in your bloody mouth?!