[after the TV gets blank] Ahm, Charlie!
What?
The TV!
CECharlei Eppes
Ah, it's the cable, there's a... there's an intermittent where it hooks up in the garage.
I know.
[sees the face she makes] I'll go fix it.
S6 E14And the Winner Is ...
[turning up from under a tent in Charlie's garage] Hello Charles.
Larry? What are you doing here?
Ah well, given the general detritus, the tent... i'd say the answer is fairly obvious. I've been squatting.
S6 E15Growin' Up
He brought the class gerbil home for Christmas break. He was so cute and I was playing with him while I was conducting an experiment one day and...who knew that gerbil fur was so flammable?
In ancient india beards were held with such reverence, that they could be cut off and used as a form of payment.
That's alright, you can stay for free.
S6 E16Cause and Effect
OBOtto Bahnoff
Mathematical Physics! Fun... so what's so important that you have to miss it?
Ah, you know Amita and I have been offered visiting professorships at Cambridge. So we decided to move the wedding date up to today.
OBOtto Bahnoff
Ohohoh! [hugs Charlie]
Thank you!
OBOtto Bahnoff
Ah, I wish I had a visiting professorship!
Are you ready?
Are you kidding? Watching a son get married, I've been waiting for that a long time.
"At the request of the bride and groom, I’ll keep my remarks short and not technical. Well, as you all know, the four fundamental forces of physics: electromagnetism, strong nuclear interaction, weak nuclear interaction, and gravity."
"So I wonder what the technical version sounds like?"
"I heard that. We’ve been talking here about the forces that bind the universe. But what binds humans? Love. Powerful in small spaces, yet with profound effect on distance. Love defies time, outliving both its source, and its object. Love is faster than light, for light requires time in order to travel through space. But love reaches its object instantaneously. Love journeys forever, into infinity. And it’s here, binding together two lives. Can we have the rings? Symbolic of eternity, and rendered in a beautiful element. Amita Ramanujan, do you take Charles Edward Eppes to be your husband?
"Yes, I do."
"Charles Edward Eppes, do you take Amita Ramanujan to be your wife?"
CECharles Eppes
"I do."
"I pronounce you: husband and wife."
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