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Don Eppes quotes from Numb3rs

Played by Rob Morrow · 74 quotes · page 3 of 5

Don Eppes

Played by Rob Morrow

Numb3rs · 348 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Numb3rs: in 74 of its 348 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Eppes (24), Alan Eppes (9), Larry Fleinhardt (8)

Scenes with Don Eppes 62

Is that the kind of stuff you talk about with Megan at lunch?

Don Eppes

Wait, hold on. You and Megan went out to lunch?

Please tell me you ordered something other than white food.

This was a meal shared by two inquisitive minds in an intellectual pursuit.

Of course it was, like all of your lunches with David. Oh, and with Colby.

A gamma ray burst will release more energy in ten seconds than the sun will ever emit in its ten billion year lifespan.

Don Eppes

I got it, what's the Hulk's real name?

Um, Bruce Banner.

Don Eppes

That's right. Didn't gamma rays turn him into the Hulk?

[ignoring them] They come from the farthest ends of the universe, and after 45 years, we're still uncertain of their origin.

And?

And we're closer to an answer on that than the three of you will ever get on this.

[Larry leaves]

Charlie Eppes Megan ...

Don Eppes

... and Larry.

Now, there's an image.

What is wrong with you? Amita is beautiful, this girl's a stunner; what do you need?

Don Eppes

I think he just wants to be the cutest in bed.

Don Eppes

Hey Chuck you need some help back there? C'mon Susie Homemaker, we're ready to eat.

If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,

Don Eppes

Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?

Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?

Don Eppes

How about I called you "nerd"?

Colby likes the boyfriend for it. (the murder)

Don Eppes

Yeah? And why is that?

Guy claims he and Charlotte Daniels agreed not to have sex.

And in Granger's mind that immediately makes him a suspect.

S2 E24 Hot Shot
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Don Eppes

You decided that maybe you were too old to be making out in the backseat of a car?

Also ... car ... no backseat.

S3 E6 Longshot
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Don Eppes

[to CIA agent] I just shot a man tonight! [referring to Brutus test subject]

CCIA Agent

[to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]

[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]

I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.

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