Larry Fleinhardt quotes from Numb3rs

Charlie Eppes

Oh boy, that's the fourth security camera we passed since they buzzed us through the gate.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Extremist in Orwellian paranoia as well as stunted religious beliefs.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Her parents were both schooled here. They raised her here. I'm sure they're very intelligent, cosmopolitan people.

Charlie Eppes

They tried to arrange a marriage for her.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Yeah, that had slipped my mind.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

I haven't heard of any of these artists, and it's not like I've been living in a cave.

Charlie Eppes

No, just a space station and a monastery ... and – oh yeah! – the steam tunnels.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

Point taken.

Charlie Eppes

Hey, Larry. How was the departmental breakfast?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

It was less than stellar. I was running late, and the only available seat was next to Professor Heinslose.

Charlie Eppes

The slurper.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

You know, all he had was the fruit plate, and he was deafening.

Alan Eppes

"You know the first time my wife and I took charlie to the pediatrician for an earache, he wouldn't let the doctor examine his ear because he thought the doctor just might see the thinking in his head. The doctor declared him the second most stubborn kid he'd ever met."

Ian Edgerton

"and the first?"

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"Let me guess, Don?"

Alan Eppes

"You got it."

Charlie Eppes

This is one time the haystack is gonna tell us more than the needles.

Larry Fleinhardt

We got thousands of trucks, millions of parcels, this is one large haystack Charlie!

Don Eppes

You're just not into BBall, huh?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

It brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.

Don Eppes

Is this going to get us anywhere, or are we just digressing?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

When do I ever digress?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

[after the referee kicks him out] What did I say? All I did was calling him a black hole!

Alan Eppes

[realizing the unintended pun] You called him a black hole?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

A CalSci tradition holds, that the only way, you can turn a paper in late, is to make your way through this tunnels and find the way to the professors office.

Alan Eppes

Are you sure your compass works?

Alan Eppes

What am I missing? Do I have to wait for Larry King?

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

The royal astronomical society published a paper recalculating the demise of the earth and shortening it's lifespan considerably.

Charlie Eppes

We still got another 7,59 billion years.

Larry Fleinhardt

[turning up from under a tent in Charlie's garage] Hello Charles.

Charlie Eppes

Larry? What are you doing here?

Larry Fleinhardt

Ah well, given the general detritus, the tent... i'd say the answer is fairly obvious. I've been squatting.

Larry Fleinhardt

In ancient india beards were held with such reverence, that they could be cut off and used as a form of payment.

Alan Eppes

That's alright, you can stay for free.

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"At the request of the bride and groom, I’ll keep my remarks short and not technical. Well, as you all know, the four fundamental forces of physics: electromagnetism, strong nuclear interaction, weak nuclear interaction, and gravity."

Colby Granger

"So I wonder what the technical version sounds like?"

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"I heard that. We’ve been talking here about the forces that bind the universe. But what binds humans? Love. Powerful in small spaces, yet with profound effect on distance. Love defies time, outliving both its source, and its object. Love is faster than light, for light requires time in order to travel through space. But love reaches its object instantaneously. Love journeys forever, into infinity. And it’s here, binding together two lives. Can we have the rings? Symbolic of eternity, and rendered in a beautiful element. Amita Ramanujan, do you take Charles Edward Eppes to be your husband?

Amita Ramanujan

"Yes, I do."

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"Charles Edward Eppes, do you take Amita Ramanujan to be your wife?"

"I do."

Dr. Larry Fleinhardt

"I pronounce you: husband and wife."