Patient and Christian in “Cara Fitzgerald”

[in examination] Dr. Troy, you are the only man I want handling my penis.

Christian

You are the only man who's ever said that to me.

Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.

Christian

And you're gonna marry that bitch?

Just don't tell my girlfriend.

So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?

Christian

Or your money back.