TV show quotes
[narrating] My entire existence, I have been training for this day. For this hour. For this moment. Terra Karana is a place of danger. Peril awaits at every turn. Victory is impossible... without a proper guide. I am that guide. They call me Okino, Samurai of Terra Karana. If I am worthy, I will lead my Master in triumph. That is my sole purpose in life. For I am Okino!
Who are you?
[chuckles] I am of the Brotherhood of Rats! And I am sworn to silence! Do your worst! You'll get nothing outta me! NOTHING!
So you're working for Unagami?
You're trying to trick me into telling you that Unagami ordered us to ambush you! Well, it won't work!
Yeah, he's not the brightest, is he?
Say, Okino, how do you get a ninja to cross the road? You say, ninja-go! Get it?
There is no road. Only the nothingness is real.
That was a terrible joke.
You got a better one?
[annoyed] You are beginning to get on my nerve circuits. Are you going to talk in that voice the whole time?
Her eyes showed annoyance, but her heart revealed that she respected my unorthodox techniques.
[irritably] My heart did not reveal that. Every part of me is annoyed.
This is incredible!
Are you sure this isn't a mistake?
[gasps] It's real! It's gotta be! It's addressed to us, look!
What? What is it? Bad news?
It is highly unusual.
Ooh, we gotta get ready!
What? What happened? Someone's located the Teapot of Tyrahn? Uh, Pythor's back? My father's been found? What?
Heh, you got an invitation, to Shintaro!
Shintaro?
Mm-hmm, the Ivory City! You don't deliver one of these every day. No siree.
Oh, ho! Fancy card!
That's the fanciest card I've ever seen. Oh, it even smells good.
Shintaro? As in, Shintaro?
As in the remote and exclusive mountain kingdom of Northern Ninjago.
Invitations to Shintaro are exceedingly rare. In recorded history, there have only been a handful of outsiders allowed into the Ivory City.
I've heard it's incredible! It's the most beautiful city in the world. And the people have wings. Haha! You can't beat wings.
What's it say? The invitation.
[reads the invitation] "King Vangelis of the Northern Kingdom of Shintaro of the Sky Folk, kindly requests your presence…" Of course he does. "…as honored guests…" Oh, that makes sense, "…to celebrate the birthday of the Princess, Vania."
Princess Vania? Who's that?
Apparently, the daughter of King Vangelis.
Little is known about Shintaro. Up until recently, it was still considered a mythical place.
Well, it looks like we're gonna see it. In person!
[The ninja cheer]
Let's go!
Ooh, I'm gonna pack!
Let's get the Bounty ready!
What's this about Shintaro?
We've been invited to the Kingdom of Shintaro, to attend Princess Vania's birthday. Master Wu, this is just what you need. This will get you out of your funk!
I am not in a "funk", and I'm not going. I'll stay here with Misako and P.I.X.A.L.. I can assist her in the hangar bay.
[whispering to Misako] He's in a funk. [to Wu] But how often does a chance to visit a legendary fabled kingdom come your way?
I've visited my share of legendary fabled kingdoms. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. You go. Enjoy yourselves. You don't need me tagging along.
Now, you listen to me, Wu. I've had about enough of this moping around. You are going with the ninja!
I can't go charging off to far-flung places! Adventures and legendary kingdoms are for the young. You of all people should understand that.
[glaring angrily] Why should I understand?
[realizes his error] Uh, w-what I meant to say was, uh, um -
You listen to me, Wu. You are going on this journey, and you are going to like it! Is that understood?
But- but I- the chicken need-
Understood!? [to Lloyd] He's in.
Yes! This is gonna be just what we need!
Welcome, welcome! I'm most pleased you were able to accept our invitation. It is an honor.
The honor is ours. Shintaro is beyond anything we imagined.
I am only a mere figurehead. The citizens of our proud city are the heart of Shintaro.
[enters] Oh, they're here!
And please, meet my heart, her Royal, Princess Vania.
I am such a fan! I've read all about your adventures. It was my idea to invite you to my birthday.
It's an honor to be here, Princess.
So, is it true you've been to Hiroshi's Labyrinth?
Affirmative.
Competed in the Tournament of Elements?
Oh ho, do we have stories for you.
[gasps] I need to hear them all.
Where should we begin?
You can begin by following me. Tomorrow will be a very busy day for all of us.
Cole, the Earth Elemental. What is it like to command the very earth? Is it as fun as it sounds?
Yeah, pretty much.
Huh. Weird. The Princess seems to like Cole. I mean, he's my best friend and all, but Cole?
Yeah. Weird.
[At night, Cole gets into bed, but gets startled by Lloyd]
Aah!
Hello, Cole.
Lloyd? How did you sneak in here?
I'm a ninja, remember? I'm here to warn you about the Princess. I think she's lying, Cole, and I think she's up to something. I can tell. They're all the same.
All Princesses? That seems a little bit judgy. Wait a second. This is because of Harumi?
No! Not at all!
Because that's literally one example of that. Besides, I don't even like Vania like that. We just met. Calm down, Lloyd.
Hmph! [leaves]
[sees Kai and Zane] Who are they?
Outsiders! They must be in league with the Skull Sorcerer!
Hmm, aren't all of the Skull Sorcerer's servants evil skeletons?
Right, yes. That means...
They must be skeletons!
For skeletons, they seem rather fleshy.
We are not working for the Skull Sorcerer. In fact, we've just orchestrated an escape from him and freed several other Geckles.
Ha! A likely story, fleshy skeleton.
We aren't skeletons! I mean, we have skeletons, of course. But - but there's so much more to us. Like veins and organs and stuff.
I have none of those things.
Do you know the one called "Gilly?"
No, we do not.
But we are Elemental Masters.
Our friends also possess Elemental Powers. We were separated and are trying to find them.
There are more of you? Then we will try to help you in light of the dishonor we have brought upon ourselves with our suspicions. I propose you, Red-Ninja-Who-Is-Not-A-Skeleton, be elected the new Chancellor!
What? No, no, no, I-I don't want to be-
I second!
All in favor?
[The Geckles throw rocks at Kai]
Aah! What are they doing?
Congratulations, Chancellor Red-Ninja-Who-Is-Not-A-Skeleton.
Okay, fine! My first motion as Chancellor, is for everyone to stop throwing stuff at me! Got it?
All in favor?
Aye!
[Kai smiles, but the Geckles throw more rocks at him]
What? Ugh, no! I just said no more throwing!
It would appear Geckles express their approval by throwing objects at each other.
I'm beginning to think this will not be so simple.
Yeah, we'll need a different approach.
[Zane playfully throws a rock at Kai]
Protect the Chancellor!
Protect the Queen!
Whoa, whoa. Easy, guys. Stand down!
Yeah, relax, it's okay!
You know the Munce Queen?
Yeah, it's my sister. And she's not that ugly.
[offended] Excuse me?
On your feet, Cole.
What's the point?
We have work to do.
I can't do it, Master Wu. I'm not my mother! I can't do the Burst, so unless you know how-
I do not.
Then we have to find some other way.
[sighs] Vania is right.
Vania?
I have neglected my duties. What has been the principal lesson of all my teachings? I'm waiting.
Ninja never quit.
Exactly. Ninja never quit. And from this moment on, neither do Masters. They would never quit on us and we will never quit on them. Burst or not, we have a dragon to face!
You…
…shall…
…not…
…be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!
[Kai, Jay and Lloyd stare at him]
Cole, the Lava Monster. What if it's still in the cave, waiting for us?
What, just standing there, staring at a wall? No way, I'm sure he's gone back to his-
[They find the Lava Monster waiting for them, and scream as it starts to chase them]
You'll perish at the talons of Grief-Bringer.
Grief-Bringer!
Okay, that's getting annoying.
Yeah, I don't know who to look at, you or the skull.
I'm looking at the skull, it's not as ugly. Hahaha!
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