[recording] This is the last recording of Zane, Master of Ice, son of Dr. Julien, student of Master Wu. I was built to protect those who cannot protect themselves. I have tried to fulfill this purpose. I have no regrets; I have the best friends anyone could ask for. P.I.X.A.L.... I love you. Farewell.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Cole? Cole, wake up!
CCole
[wakes up and falls out of bed] Whoa- Ahh!
It's okay, buddy! You're okay!
CCole
[enraged] You!
[confused] Huh?
CCole
I can't believe you did that! You made me go back to the Bounty for the Traveler's Tea, and it fell off a cliff!
I what...?
Cole, relax, buddy. It was just a nightmare.
CCole
[turns to Kai] And you! You were even worse! You said I let you down! [Kai stares at him in astonishment] Well, it was a mistake, okay?! Sometimes things just happen!
Hey, hey, we understand. It's okay.
CCole
Yeah, right. That's not what you said in my dream!
[Glaring at them, he leaves, slamming the door]
[sighs] It's too early for this.
Maybe we should go after him?
He'll calm down.
Zane? I-I don't understand. How is this possible?
IEIce Emperor
What did you call me?
Zane! Your name is Zane! Don't you remember?
VVex
Step back. You are addressing the Ice Emperor.
I came here for you, Zane. I came here to bring you home.
IEIce Emperor
This... is my home.
No. Ninjago is your home.
IEIce Emperor
Nin... ja-go?
Think, Zane. Try to remember. We were all together. We were fighting Aspheera and... and she banished you with her staff.
VVex
Don't listen to him. He lies!
It's the truth. Zane, you have to remember something! Or... someone. Master Wu, or P.I.X.A.L., or-or... Kai?
IEIce Emperor
Who?
Kai! Remember when I threw his reds in with your whites and all your clothes turned pink? And you had to dress up as a pink ninja? Remember?
IEIce Emperor
No.
VVex
He seeks to deceive you. To confuse you. Let me deal with him, my Lord.
[At the Monastery, Nya and Jay are headed towards each other in the same direction. Jay opens the door and they accidentally bump into each other]
Oh, sorry! Uh, I'll just step aside.
[simultaneously] Um, I'm going to step aside. [they stop and chuckle] We just can't get in sync, can we?
Let's do something fun. We have the whole afternoon free.
Oh, I already made plans down at the arcade. There's this game I really want to beat.
Oh, no, that's... that's fine. [Jay notices her disappointment] Um, some other time, maybe. [turns around and starts to head into the dojo]
Hey, how about when I get back, we do something you want to do?
Really? Cause I've always wanted to take... [gasps] dance lessons! Riding, jumping, and fighting is great, but sometimes I just want to glide across the dance floor.
Oh. Anything else?
Come on, you're always playing video games. Don't you want to do something that pushes you? Expand your horizons?
[looks away, then back to Nya] I'll do this for you, Nya. On one condition, it stays between us.
[gasps and sighs, hugging Jay] Mm-hm.
[The Mechanic's truck rockets away down the street]
Aaaaand he got away.
[Nya and Jay arrive behind him and the other ninja]
Since when can his truck do that?
Where were you guys?
We, uh... had a thing to take care of.
[Jay nods. The rest of the team looks at them, unconvinced]
[In Prime Empire, people are talking, when they hear cheering from a screen]
AAnnouncer
We are three days away from the next Speedway Five-Billion: the fastest and furious race in the world. And this is what it's all about: the Key-Tana! Truly a prize-worthy of champions. But who will the champion be? Let's meet our racers and find out what victory means to them.
AAnnouncer
[sees Jay] But what's this? A late entrant? A new racer? [walks over to Jay] Who is this mysterious dark horse? Sir, what does winning the Key-Tana mean to you? Why are you entering the race?
Why? Because someone has to stop this! This race isn't what anyone thinks! It's all a big— [sees three Red Visors and gasps] Oh, no! [runs away]
RVRed Visor
You there!
[The Red Visors chase after Jay. One of them switches off the camera]
AAnnouncer
So tune into the Speedway Five-Billion, the most dangerous race in the world.
MMan
[to Jay] Thanks, pal, you saved my— [they see a Red Visor approaching] Oh, darn.
Ahhh!!!
[They crash. Later, Jay wakes up to see the man]
MMan
You okay, buddy?
[groans] What just happened? I thought we were goners.
MMan
You must be new here. [lowers his bandana] Heh. Name's Scott.
Ugh. I'm... Jay.
[extends his hand out to Jay] Good to meet you, Jay. I've been waiting for you a long time.
[Jay takes his hand and shakes it]
RVRed Visor
[sees Jay and Scott] Hey! [Jay and Scott stop walking and turn around] Where do you two think you're going? Why are you wearing these clothes? Where are your uniforms? Identify yourselves.
[lowers his voice] Um, ahem, I am Red 29.
RVRed Visor
What? [points at another Visor] He is Red 29.
Red... 27 is what I was saying. Of course, you're Red 29.
[The Red Visors scan over Jay]
Uh... it's a disguise! We're undercover.
RVRed Visor
Undercover? Why was I not told?
We're way undercover! Like way undercover.
No way! Do you know what this is?! It's Prime Empire!
CCole
What?! No way!
Look at it! It says Prime Empire right on the side! [gasps] It's real!
Excuse me, can you two pretend that we're not all video game nerds and tell the rest of us what Prime Empire is?
Oh, it's this legendary game created by the most famous game designer ever! Milton Dyer. But for some reason, it was never finished and they abandoned it. [plugs in the plug and presses a button]
CCole
Well, that was exciting.
Can't have been that good if they never released it.
I find old games to be unchallenging.
Yeah, I like new ones, where they really make you feel like you're there.
How's it going?
CCole
Harder than expected, but I'm almost done customizing my avatar.
Wha—? Y-You haven't even started the game yet?
CCole
Winning's all about confidence. I gotta look cool when I'm fighting.
[activating his security system] Now we'll see who has the better security system. Hmph, robot dogs! Robot dogs are for amateurs!
[Kai respawns]
See? "Re-spawn" is my new favorite word. Whoo-hoo!
CCole
Uh, I don't know if that's really smart. In games-
Whatever, Cole. You're just annoyed that as the team's gaming guru, you weren't the one who figured this out!
This is where they told us to meet. Only... there's no garage.
Why send us to an empty lot?
I told you, they're wackos! Anyone who likes Jay that much can't be normal.
Huh, I love this infinite-lives-thing!
Infinite? Who told you that? You get four lives in Prime Empire. And looks like you've used three.
[gasps] What? What? Why didn't anyone tell me this?
CCole
I tried, but you wouldn't listen.
Oh, sure, blame the victim!
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