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Look, the Skull Sorcerer.
Tis' unfortunate we cannot hear what he says.
You're not missing much. Once you've heard one of those villain-speeches, you've heard them all. He's just saying "Blah blah, my evil plan, blah blah, no one's gonna save you."
No one is coming to save you.
Your cause is lost! Have the grace to admit defeat!
[He repeatedly blasts Cole. Cole starts to have a flashback of his mother]
I want you to promise me, Cole, that you will always stand up to those who are cruel and unjust. Always.
Always.
[End flashback, return to present]
It was her.
What?
It wasn't the blades.
I told you that!
It was her. The power inside my mother, it was the Spinjitzu Burst. It was all her.
Alas, you're not half the warrior your mother was.
Maybe not, but I am her son. And I made her a promise, to stand up to tyrants like you. Always!
Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
Are you Mr. Batterson?
Oh, yeah, but nobody calls me that.
Uh, what do they call you?
Twitchy Tim! Twitchy for short.
Well, um, Twitchy, my mother was part of an expedition to try and map an unknown island on the southern coast, and she's missing. We're going after them. You're the only one who knows what's out there and we could really use your help.
I'll tell you what's out there. Storms! Monsters! Doom! I was struck twelve times by lightning trying to escape that nightmare, and you want me to go back?!
Twelve? Really?
Yeah. Well, luckily, it didn't affect me, but I- [twitches] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
You already asked us that.
I did?
We're not here for gas, we're here for your help, remember?
Yeah, we were talking about the uncharted island. We were asking you to come with us.
The uncharted island? Are you nuts? You want me to go back? Well, you can forget it. The answer's- [twitches again] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
What is going on? You said that twice!
I did?
We were talking about going back to the island! Remember? We were asking you for help?
Going back to the island? I swore I'd never do it, but what can I say? A deal's a deal. You're driving, right?
[A coconut lands on Kai's sword. He walks over to Cole]
Ahem.
Yes! Finally! [takes the coconut, then sees Kai looking at him] What?
Is it possible for you to think about anything except food?
Yes. I'm thirsty too.
[The Keepers pass by with Jay on a palanquin]
[sees Jay] Jay!
Nya! Master Wu!
Where are they taking you?
I have no idea! But it's okay. They don't wanna hurt me, they want me to be their king! They keep calling me "Gift of Jay" and giving me things.
Uh, then why are your hands tied up? That makes no sense!
Well, since you're on such friendly terms, could you maybe get them to let us go?
And tell them to stop zapping us!
Oh, good idea! I'll try. [to the Keepers] Ahem. Guys? Okay, Gift of Jay wants you to untie his friends, okay?
Why are they putting you on a raft?
I don't think they want to give you anything, Jay. I think you're the gift.
Me? No, how can I be a gift?
Yeah, who'd want Jay?
Um, me?
For countless generations, we have fulfilled our duty as the First Spinjitzu Master tasked us. Now, for reasons we know not, Wojira awakens. Wojira rises! So we send her this gift, the Gift of Jay!
Wojira!
To placate her anger, we pray Wojira will take this gift, and go back to sleep.
Uh, guys? Come on, this isn't funny!
Jay? Jay, hold on!
Let us go!
You're making a huge mistake!
We're friends, remember? I'm Gift of Jay!
Guys, relax. This whole Wojira thing, it's a myth! It's not real.
Whoa! What's that? Guys? Guys? There's something out here. There's something big out here! Aah!
I guess someone did want Jay.
Good to see you, guys! How'd you find me?
Once we figured out this alleged sea monster wasn't real-
We had a little talk with the leader, who told us about a cave-
Where some thugs just might be hiding a big monster!
Smart thinking, guys! But this is a pretty bizarre crime ring going on here. Any idea who's behind it?
We figured that out too. Remember there was a breakout to Kryptarium Prison? All kinds of criminals back on the streets?
Yeah.
Well, guess who still hasn't been caught, and who likes to use weird vehicles to get his way!
[The unknown figure reveals himself to be Ronin]
Ronin!
I was actually gonna say the Mechanic, but Ronin fits too.
Hey, sis.
What's up, Kai?
Oh, nothing. Say now, I was just talking to Master Wu, about your little problem, and he had an interesting idea.
What interesting idea?
[nervously] Uh, he thought maybe you should consider calling... Mom.
Mom? Why?
She was the Elemental Master of Water before you. You know, she can help, offer advice, or something?
I don't need help. I can figure it out! I just need to relax a bit. Find my focus again. Regroup!
I'm just saying, she might know something. She might be able to fix your little problem.
I don't have a problem. I made one mistake, okay? A teensy tiny mistake and it won't happen again! [punches the training post so hard that it breaks]
[nervously] I'm gonna go... do something else. [walks away]
[P.I.X.A.L., Wu and the ninja arrive at the harbor]
Zane, would you do the honors?
[Zane presses a button and the Hydro Bounty emerges from the water. The ninja gasp]
How did you build this so fast?
I had been tinkering with it in my spare time over the past several years.
It's amazing, P.I.X.A.L..
I am proud to say it is one of the most sophisticated vessels I have designed, and is practically unsinkable.
You know what happens when you call a vessel unsinkable, right? Oh, it doesn't sink, of course.
[In the bedroom, Lloyd enters to find his bed fully made]
What? Who made my bed? [sees something on his pillow] Is that... [sniffs it and eats it] pillow mint? Ah, the most refreshing mint of them all. But how?
It appears they did not think we would have rebreathers. Zane? You don't require a breathing device.
Yes, but I like how it completes my attire.
[Kai leaps onto Kalmaar's truck and kicks him out]
Remember me?
Of course I remember you, I saw you just five minutes ago in the street!
That was sarcasm, which I guess they don't have wherever you're from!
[Nya leaps onto a whale to pursue Kalmaar]
Nya talks to whales now?
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
[Cole, Kai and Zane arrive at the lighthouse. Cole knocks on the door. They gasp when they see who opens the door]
Jay? What happened to your face?
Time, ravages us all.
Uh, Jay, why are there half full water glasses everywhere?
They're half empty.
Okay, but why?
So I can talk to Nya. [the others gasp] Nya became one with the ocean, remember? Which means she's connected to all water everywhere. Which means part of Nya is inside that water glass. And that one, and that one, and that one, and th—
Okay, okay, okay. We get it.
[to a glass of water] Nya, the guys are here. What? Oh, okay. I'll tell them. She says, "Hi."
I'm gonna need you at Kryptarium to help us get past those new thermal sensors.
What about Nya? Nobody else can keep her frozen.
[enters] You sure about that?
[surprised] Skylor?
I called her.
You had her number?!
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