A character in Ninjago
Played by Jillian Michaels
Ninjago · 360 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Ninjago: in 117 of its 360 quotes
Most scenes with: Jay (73), Kai (72), Cole (64)
Lloyd[through voicemail on the phone as Nya presses a button] Sensei, we're at Doomsday Comix. Garmadon's turned the others into kids and we're about to face a real life Grundle. If you get this message, this isn't a prank! Come quick!
LloydYou want my blessing to walk out on us again, fine! But don't expect me to stick around and watch you go. My real family needs me!
Lloyd[on TV] Hello, Ninjago, it's me, Lloyd Garmadon, the Green Ninja. Lord Garmadon wants you to be afraid, but I need you to be brave. With the help of Princess Harumi, Lord Garmadon struck a major blow against Ninjago City. We are ready to strike back. There is a resistance. And we may be small, but we are powerful. I may not have Elemental Power, but I call upon the power of the people. When we get knocked down, we rise up. Stronger than before. This is our city. He thinks he can bully us with stone giants. Well, this isn't the first time our city has faced ruin. Buildings fall, but we rise! [the citizens cheer] And to you, Father, I say this: fighting me may make you feel powerful, but you're about to see what real power is. The Resistance never quits!
Lloyd[on the Ultra Dragon in a dream] Easy there, Ultra. You're making me all dizzy. Woo-hoo! [the Dragon jerks back] Whoa! Sensing something? Something's wrong? [the Dragon blows Fire] Fire. Where? Go! [they find a village on fire, being raided by Venomari] Venomari. I thought those guys had all been defeated by the Stone Army. We need to split up. You deal with the fire and thieves, I'll take on the warriors. [summons the Golden Dragon] Formation Double Dragon! [picks up two Venomari warriors] You ground dwellers need a flying lesson. [throws them in a lake] End of lesson. Keep your heads down and don't mess with Ninjago!
[In the bedroom, Lloyd enters to find his bed fully made]
LloydWhat? Who made my bed? [sees something on his pillow] Is that... [sniffs it and eats it] pillow mint? Ah, the most refreshing mint of them all. But how?
[to Cole] You couldn't just be happy with the top score, you had to rub it in my face!
[to Jay] Do you know how long it took me to make that?! Three days. Three days!
[to Zane] It's an unsaid law, okay? You don't touch a man's robot!
[to Kai] How am I supposed to strike fear in this? [shows that his ninja suit has dyed pink] IT'S PINK!
[As the ninja argue with each other, Wu enters, sees them and opens the bathroom door to reveal Lloyd; He laughs sinisterly. The ninja stop arguing and see some spices, tools and detergent]
[gasp] You did this?!
Boys, I get first dibs on…
No dibs. I put him up to this for today's lesson. I wanted to show you the destructive power of rumors and that jumping to conclusions can only lead to trouble. Did you ever think to find out if the accusations were true?
Uh, no offense, Sensei, but let me jump to this conclusion: today's lesson is lame.
Yeah, why can't you just teach us to paralyze your enemy with one finger, or find out if a man is lying by the twitch of his nose?
Because not all lessons are about fighting! And I… misplaced my lesson book.
[Kai sees a book sticking out of Lloyd's back pocket and takes it]
You mean this lesson book?
LloydIt was the perfect plan, until you had to show up and mess everything up and-
[Cole closes the door on him]
[over the speaker] If you're done fooling around, I could use you guys on the bridge. We do still have a snake problem to attend to. Over and out!
It's one thing to let the son of your nemesis live with you, but having my sister here? I mean, come on! I thought this was a NINJA headquarters!
You do know I can hear you. Over and out!
You know, whether it was in a lesson book or not, we used the destructive power of rumors to our advantage.
And now the Serpentine are further away than ever from getting their act together.
You know, I don't think we would've gotten out of there if it hadn't been for Zane.
Don't thank me, thank Lloyd. If it hadn't been for his "laundry skills," we all would've been found.
[Everyone laughs. Lloyd comes in with Zane's ninja suit, which is now white again]
LloydWell, it took me twenty loads, but your suit's no longer pink. [to Cole] And to show that I'm sorry, Cole, I got you a can of nuts.
Uh, haha, yeah. Don't think I don't see what this is. When I open this, a bunch of snakes are gonna pop out, right? Yeah, no thank you.
[Cole opens the fridge, only for fake snakes to pop out at him. Everyone laughs]
LloydFirst, I'll stomp on his tail. Then when he turns, a thunder clap to his ears. Then when he's stunned, I'll disarm him.
Too late, he's already hypnotized you and now you're under his control.
Or he's already put you in a squeeze.
Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom. Trust me, bad stuff.
Lloyd[groans] Uncle, what's the best way to stun a Serpentine if you don't know what kind they are?
Sadly, it was the Sacred Flute you four carelessly lost.
Hey, no, no, no, we didn't lose it, Pythor stole it.
Whatever the case, without it, I fear we have nothing to combat their powers. We may have prevented them from uniting in the past, but they will try again, and one day they will be stronger.
Don't worry, Sensei. I've almost reached my Full Potential, and when I become the Green Ninja, we're not gonna need any magic flute.
You're gonna be the Green Ninja? Hahaha, don't make me laugh.
I thought it was decided that I was destined to become the Green Ninja.
Oh, the only thing decided about you, Zane, is that you're weird.
[The ninja start arguing]
LloydYeah, yeah, yeah. What's in the box?
Your new uniforms.
[The ninja stop arguing and gasp in excitement at seeing their new suits]
Whoa! They've got, like, armor!
I love the gold highlights!
Battle claws!
The material is really light and breathable.
Lloyd[upset] Oh, nothing for me?
Um, you get, uh, the box.
LloydDad? Is it really you?
It is, son.
LloydDad? Why do you have four arms?
He's gonna be okay.
[Everyone cheers]
Thank you, Kai.
But how did you survive? How did you discover the key to unlocking your powers?
I knew when I had to make a choice. I wanted the Fangblade so badly, to prove I was good enough to become the Green Ninja. But then I figured it out: all of my training to become the best ninja wasn't in preparation to become the Green Ninja. It was... to protect him.
[He looks at Lloyd while everyone else realizes what he means]
LloydWhat? What is everybody looking at me for?
That means...
[She, Kai and Cole bring the weapons in front of Lloyd, and they react by levitating and emitting green lightning]
Lloyd is the Green Ninja. I had thought it would be one of you, but it was him the whole time. It all makes sense. Not only have you four been chosen to protect the Golden Weapons, but also to protect the Chosen One.
[realizes something] That means...
The battle lines have been drawn, brother. Sadly, our family has only become more divided. Brother versus brother, and now, son versus father.
Hehe, this is heavy and all, but whatever happened to the FANGBLADE?!
Oh, that was too intense. All that action makes you so thirsty.
There's no time to rest. We need to warn people before it becomes bigger.
Bigger? Bigger!? That thing in one big bite crushed our entire ship! We need to save as many as we can. Uh, uh, we'll find some kind of refuge, somewhere safe to hide. Ooh, the Serpentine Tombs. Yeah, they're underground. Sure, we'll be without sunlight for months, but they're perfect.
And what, just give up?
You know as well as I do, we have no chance at stopping that thing!
Hey, stop it! Listen to yourselves. Is this what Sensei Wu would've wanted? Us fighting? Running and hiding? Giving up?
LloydBut he's not here anymore.
But his teachings live on. Sensei once told me it's not the size of a ninja in a fight, it's the size of the fight in the ninja. All this training, all of these battles we've had with skeletons and Serpentine. We've persevered through so much, we can't just give up now. A ninja never admits defeat, a ninja always picks himself up when he's down. Which is exactly what Sensei Wu would want us to do right now.
But how do we destroy a snake of that magnitude?
Yeah, it's not like we have an extra Sacred Flute lying around to charm it. Or wait, haha, how about one of our awesome Dragons? Oh, I forgot, they took off and left us high and dry. Or, hey, what about our Golden Weapons? Which will do nothing against a snake that size. Heh, oh, we are so hooped.
Ah, Jay's right, we would need a weapon so big.
Or an idea that's even bigger! Ha! Jay, you're a genius! You thinking what I'm thinking?
Probably not, but go ahead.
There's no time. I'll fill you guys in on the way.
Wha— Where are we going?
We're going to destroy that snake once and for all.
Lloyd[about the Devourer] Its breath smells worse than Cole's chili.
[offended] Hey!
[with his feet in water] My feet... I can't feel my feet.
[tired and battered] There was so many of them. And they wouldn't stop.
[putting oil in his gears] My gears locked up several times. I didn't even know my gears could lock up.
[groans] I don't even have enough energy to play video games.
LloydOh, but I thought you were going to train me when you got home.
Sorry, champ, but we can't until we make rent. How close are we, Jay?
[checks the jar] Is this jar getting bigger? We're not even close!
And our rent is due tomorrow.
I can pull a double shift.
And I can do overtime.
Maybe I can sling a few more pizza pies.
And maybe I can make a little extra if I do the human piñata… [the others stare at him] Ugh, don't ask.
Great, then our priorities are set. Tomorrow, we make rent.
LloydAnd, uh, what about me?
How about you help out and fetch me some more ice, huh?
[At the apartment, Lloyd is playing a video game when he then sees Skales outside on a window washing platform]
[knocking on the window] Hello, little boy.
LloydHELP ME! [runs to the door and presses the buttons on the security lock]
Door is locked.
Lloyd[struggling to open the door] I know! I want it open! [Skales breaks the window down and enters] What do you want with me?!
You seem to be the only thing your father cares about. But with you in my hostage, he'll have no other choice but to let me lead the Serpentine! Hyah! [Lloyd screams] Let's train.
[knocking from the other side] Hello? What's going on in there?
Lloyd[desperately] HELP!
Uh, Dareth, what is this all about?
Well, I fell behind on some of my payments and some developer named "Darnagom Enterprises" is buying the entire block to put in some stupid frisbee-golf course. They say if I don't come up with 50,000 by tomorrow, the dojo is gone.
But we already lost the Bounty. We can't lose the dojo now.
[picks up his trophies] My trophies. Oh, my fake trophies! [sobs]
[notices something] Wait a minute, "Darnagom"? When you rearrange the letters, it spells—
"O Grandma"?
No! Garmadon!
Right. [laughs] That would make more sense.
LloydUm, my dad is behind this?
If he destroys the dojo, where will we train Lloyd?
[to Wu] Any chance you got 50,000 in that teapot of yours?
Worry not, Dareth. You're not in this alone. We're all with you.
[Nya enters]
Did someone say 50,000—?
[gasps] You didn't happen to win the lottery?
No, but I heard about Ninjaball Run!
Ninjaball Run?
It's the biggest road race in Ninjago, with a prize of 100,000 big ones. And it's tomorrow.
I thank you, little lady fighter, but you're talking about the most dangerous race known to man. Only the most serious of racers even stand a chance.
But didn't you just do a few upgrades on our Ultra Sonic Raider? Maybe we might stand a chance.
LloydAnd I can enter with my Dragon. You did say I needed the practice.
So it is agreed. You will all enter this "Ninjaball Run" to save the dojo.
[notices Dareth crying] Are you still crying?
Yes, but these are happy tears.
[The Ultra Sonic Raider jet and the Black Bounty are near the finish line]
It looks like it's going to be a photo finish.
[The Black Bounty and Ultra Sonic Raider pass the finish line]
[chanting] Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
I won. I won! Clearly I passed the finish line first!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! [everyone looks at the screen and sees that the headlamp on the Ultra Sonic Raider jet crossed the finish line first] The ninja! The ninja have won!
[The crowd cheers]
[removes the headlamp] Yeah! I knew it would bring us luck!
No! That's not fair! That wasn't even part of the vehicle in the first place! It's not even street legal! My ship was…
LloydYour ship? [Garmadon looks up to see him and the Ultra Dragon on the deck of the Black Bounty] I believe this belongs to us.
No! No! NO! [cries in anguish]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Ninjago pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
