TV show quotes
[The ninja meet up]
[sees Lloyd] Hey, there he is. You're late.
Kai was late too, if it is any consolation.
Thanks for meeting me here. It's been a while since we've all been under one roof. [Nya giggles and Cole nudges Jay] What?
Are we gonna talk about it?
Talk about what?
Your voice, it's—
[deep voice] Lower.
Sounds like our little ninja's growing up.
I don't like this one bit. If the Royal Family likes their privacy, why give such a public speech?
I think it's nice. They're reaching out to the people.
Why all the hate, sis? You just don't like getting gussied up.
All that gold and glitter is for show. The Royal Family are figure heads. They don't have any real power, what purpose do they have?
Their purpose is to be protected, as do all of our traditions. I believe Master Lloyd has spotted something of interest.
[They see Lloyd staring at the Princess]
Looks like he's got an eye for the Princess.
I guess green is her favorite color.
You do know I can hear you, right?
While you are in our service, you have full access to the complimentary royal buffet. Anything you want is at your disposal. Exotic fruits, assorted vegetables, scones, and all-you-can-eat cake.
Ah, thank you, but I gave up sweets. My body is a temple.
Ever since Master Wu went missing, Cole has been a real party pooper.
[confused] Party pooper?
I'll explain later.
Can we discuss now what is a "party pooper"?
Jay's upset I'm the responsible one. With Master Wu gone, someone has to keep us in check.
In that case, you are correct. You are responsible. It is nice to have a pooper at the party.
[Jay laughs as Cole groans]
Forgive me, but is that... underwear?
[takes the underwear and laughs awkwardly] We're usually more organized. But our leader got lost in a time stream... They're Cole's.
They're blue!
[laughs] You're lucky they're not yellow.
Ninja. Hmph. What do you two want?
Luke Cunningham.
Otherwise known as the Man in the White Mask.
We would like some information regarding who you work for, Luke.
Well, I'd like a pepperoni pizza and some chocolate ice cream, but it ain't gonna happen.
We don't have that, but we do have a cup of hot tea that could warm you up.
I ain't thirsty.
[drinks tea] Mm, it really warms me up. Sometimes a cup of hot tea just hits the spot.
Like I said, I ain't talkin'.
Drink it!
No!
Oh, don't you get it? If you don't drink the Tea of Truth, we won't get answers! [realizes what he just said] Oh... [covers his mouth]
[looks to his tea then to Cole] You trying to trick me?
Cole, I think you drank the wrong cup!
I see that now. [gives the Tea of Truth to Zane] But in full disclosure, I'm trying my best to look like I didn't. It's not working, isn't it?
Ha! So you can't lie, huh? Oh! You pee in the swimming pool?
Oh course! Who doesn't- [covers mouth]
Heh! Where are you hiding the Princess?
Oh, the Destiny's Bounty in a cove off Hollow's Bluff- [covers his mouth again] But tomorrow we'll be at the village of Stiix.
You're giving away our secrets!
I can't lie!
What sort of power does the Green Ninja have?
It's some kind of energy, or green light. I dunno, like, all our Elemental Powers rolled into one. Who can say? Zane! Knock me out! Do something!
[laughs] Wait till the gang at Laughy's hears about this.
"Laughy's"? You mean the karaoke club on the south side?
[stops laughing] Oh...
Haha! Who's the sucker now? Good thing I didn't tell him about my fear of singing. Oh, Zane, can we please get out of here?
[sees Lloyd] Oh, look, son! It's the Green Ninja!
Is it? Where?
There! Look! [points but Lloyd is now gone]
[unconvinced] Yeah, right, Dad, very funny.
[The baby starts crying]
Maybe he's thirsty. Give him some milk.
I tried. He doesn't like milk.
What else do babies drink?
Don't ask me, ask him.
He's a baby! He hasn't learned how to talk yet.
Oh, maybe he needs a diaper change.
Oh, my gosh, do we even have diapers?
Why would we have diapers? We're ninja.
Ooh, maybe we can use one of our hoods instead.
Not my hood.
We'll draw straws. Loser gives up their hood.
[singing to the baby] The spider's in the house, sleep sleep. The spider bit the mouse, sleep deep. Don't wake up or else you'll find a spider in your mouth.
[The baby stops crying and falls asleep]
Wow, you're really good at that.
Nah, he's just tired. Too much excitement. He'll go to sleep now.
[trying to catch a meatball with a fork] Haha, come here, you little sucker! [accidentally stabs Kai]
[yelps in pain] Aah!
[gasps] Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to—
[stops Jay from removing the fork from his hand] Don't! Just don't.
Proximity alarm. Something is approaching the Bounty fast.
Onscreen.
It is Samurai X.
Oh. He must be here to help us out.
I'm afraid that is unlikely.
Why?
Because my system is overrun.
You're making no sense, P.I.X.A.L.. What are you talking about?
This would be a good time to make a minor confession… I am Samurai X.
What? Are you serious?
How is that possible?
How can you be Samurai X?
Totally called it!
You did not!
Did too!
[Lloyd jumps off the Bounty and lands on the Samurai X Mech]
He did not just—
He just did!
We're... we're... we're gonna—
Look at me! We're gonna get outta this! You hear me? [frees her from the Mech]
The map! Maybe we can use it to parachute down!
What is this, a cartoon? That's never gonna work!
Zane, may I ask you something?
You have half my heart. You can ask me anything.
Was I more... useful... inside the computer?
What sort of question is that?
You can be honest with me, because I want to be a useful member of the team, but I would prefer not to return to the computer. I like having a body, but if you require my assistance in your headset-
The choice has always been yours, P.I.X.A.L.. And I for one like seeing you like this.
[sees the baby] Cole? Hehe. I thought you put the baby down for a nap.
You mean little Cole Jr.? I did, but he was pretty restless.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Then why is little Cole Jr. standing in front of me and passing me the pliers?
Uh... Cole Jr. is walking now? I don't know much about babies, but are babies supposed to walk?
No. No, they are not. And I don't think they know what pliers are. [the baby blows on a cup of tea to cool it, then drinks it] And they definitely can't do that.
Okay, now I've seen it all. Now I really quit.
Ninja never quit. [laughs]
[The ninja, Lloyd, Harumi and Hoffen stare in shock.]
I know that phrase....
Uh, guys, I don't think that's Cole Jr., that's Master Wu!
Oh, now isn't this a lovely pickle?
Where's Lloyd?
The Green Ninja can't help you now.
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