Ninjago quotes

Nya

Remember how I didn't care for her at first? Then she won me over with all that girl talk, and we started to really get to know each other? Well, now I hate her!

Zane

Don't even think about it.

Kai

This can end one of two ways: either you hand the masks over peacefully—

Jay

I don't even have to know the rest of the choices. I like that one.

Harumi

Or what?

Kai

Or we'll have to get all ninja up on ya.

Harumi

What does that even mean?

Kai

I don't know. I was improvising. Usually Lloyd does the talking. But he isn't here. B— WHERE'S LLOYD?!

Did anybody get some FIZZ?! ATTACK!

Harumi

(flabbergasted) How?!

Nya

Commissioner!

So good to see you.

Kai

There's no time to lose.

Sorry to barge in, but it's really quite urgent.

Zane

We have to vacate the city.

Jay

We need weapons, lots and lots and lots of weapons.

Crabby!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time. Just shoot it to me straight: what's gonna do me in?

Pardon? Do you in?

Every time something bad happens to the city, first thing they do is can the police commissioner. So what is it this time? Subterranean mutant insects? Indomitable flesh-eating zombies? A pirate genie?

Pirate genie?

Yes, why not? Anything can happen in this crazy town.

Dareth

I got this place in case the Brown Ninja ever needed a secret headquarters, heh. Truthfully, I'm a little bummed the ninja haven't needed me more.

Misako

Well, we need you now. This is perfect, Dareth.

Dareth

The toilet's on your right. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's blue, uh, I don't know what to do. [laughs, but Misako glares at him] Sorry. I guess this isn't the time for jokes.

Lloyd

Show yourself, Father!

Garmadon

You've... you've changed.

Lloyd

So have you. I don't wanna have to fight you. [Garmadon attacks him] Please, this isn't you.

Garmadon

This is the new me.

Lloyd

You have power. I didn't come to fight you. My father is somewhere in there. I've saved you once. I'll save you again.

Garmadon

There is nothing left to save! I've played many roles. Worn many masks. Father. Husband. Brother. Teacher. But only one was summoned back: Destroyer!

Lloyd

But listen to me. You don't have to do this. Harumi's using you as a pawn.

Garmadon

You are the pawn, a pawn to your own foolish hopes.

Lloyd

You wouldn't hurt me, your son.

Garmadon

I have no son.

Everything was just a trap.

Nya

So that means...

The Second city war... has just begun.

Kai

Not so fast!

Jay

"Not so fast?" That's our big entrance? You used that ages ago. After all these battles, all this time, you couldn't come up with something better?

Kai

"Look, I'm sorry if I'm distracted by that giant walking thing!

Harumi

"[as the Dragon Generals approach her] Meles! What are you doing?! We're on the same side!

You will never be part of us. Because you're a manipulator, a fool and a sadist! [He banishes Harumi]

Harumi

I can't be banished! [She turns to Hoffen and Lloyd who are both smirking.] Please save me! Hoffen, I thought we were together!

Yeah, not anymore.

Harumi

No, no, no. [Screams as she is brought to the Departed Realm.] NOOOOOO!!!!!

Kai

[finds foil under the Bounty's debris] Foil. I found foil! Ah! Yes! We have foil!

Zane

[grunts as he sets up a radio] Okay, let's see if it works.

Say we're lucky enough to reach someone in Ninjago. After everything that's happened, is there even a home to go back to?

Kai

One way to find out. Here goes nothing. [flips a switch on the radio]

Zane

And that sounds like nothing.

Kai

Ugh, we're never getting home!

Jay

[calmly] So it doesn't work. I'm telling you guys, I've been feeling so much better now that I've accepted our situation. This is our new home.

You don't sound like yourself, Jay.

Jay

I'm just saying you don't have to freak out about it. Heh. It could be worse.

Kai

Worse? Worse!? A strange tea lady just marooned us in the Realm of Oni and Dragon. A realm, mind you, we know nothing about, with no hope of getting home, and no clue as to what else is out there!

Jay

Uh, Oni and Dragons, duh?

Sure, Jay. We've all seen Dragons. But aren't you the least bit concerned about coming across an Oni? I mean, we hardly know anything about them.

Zane

Except that they like to destroy, and Master Wu is part Oni.

Jay

[laughs] Ah, man.

Kai

You not freaking out… is FREAKING ME OUT!

Jay

Kai, baby, it's much easier coping with life's problems when you let go of hope. [slides down a plank] Whoo-hoo! Hey, turn up that music. That's my butter and jam. Yeah-ha!

Yeah, he's totally lost it.

Jay

Nope, I've totally found it!

Kai

No sign of Cole, or Wu for that matter. So, whatcha doin', Jay?

Jay

[playing a "game" on a piece of wood] It's my new video game console. I built it myself.

Kai

Uh-huh. [to Zane] Is it working?

Zane

It's working!

Kai

Really? Jay, do you believe it?

Jay

Ain't no video game console with unlimited plays.

Iron Baron

They are Masters of Elements! A week's rations for the Hunter who brings them to me in chains!

Kai

I count ten.

Zane

There are fifteen.

Kai

Yeah, well, you were always better with math. You with us, Jay?

Jay

We're totally outnumbered. They have weapons and we don't, I haven't eaten all day, not to mention showered in a week. Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far too much for them to handle, let alone me!

Zane

He's back to normal.

Harumi

You summoned me, Emperor?

Garmadon

The city is too quiet. I feel the presence of my son.

Harumi

He would be foolish to show his face.

Garmadon

Do I look like a fool?

Harumi

I will handle security of the tower myself. I will not fail you.

Lloyd

[on TV] Hello, Ninjago, it's me, Lloyd Garmadon, the Green Ninja. Lord Garmadon wants you to be afraid, but I need you to be brave. With the help of Princess Harumi, Lord Garmadon struck a major blow against Ninjago City. We are ready to strike back. There is a resistance. And we may be small, but we are powerful. I may not have Elemental Power, but I call upon the power of the people. When we get knocked down, we rise up. Stronger than before. This is our city. He thinks he can bully us with stone giants. Well, this isn't the first time our city has faced ruin. Buildings fall, but we rise! [the citizens cheer] And to you, Father, I say this: fighting me may make you feel powerful, but you're about to see what real power is. The Resistance never quits!

It won't fly.

Jay

It has to.

I'm too heavy. Maybe your calculations were off.

Jay

I designed it to your measurements. Have you gained weight?

[gasps] I have given up cake, and my body is a temple!

Lloyd

Those who cannot change, cannot change anything.

Harumi

Lloyd, you speak of change, but look what you've become. Nothing but a beggar in rags.

Lloyd

You took my friends from me, so I took yours.

Nya

Who's the beggar now?

We're getting closer to the Firstbourne's nest. We will eat when the Son of the Spinjitzu Master has the Dragon Armor, and we are all in Ninyeego.

Zane

It's Ninjago. It's really not that hard to pronounce.

Kai

Oh, to be back home, in a real bed.

Jay

Mmm, with real food.

And cake. Why did I ever give up cake?

Jay

[snorts] Because your body is a temple.

What is this, cake?

Imagine all that is good, baked into warm and moist. Then add a sweet, sugary frosting, that's cake.

You sound excited, but are you ready for what lies ahead.