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S1 E15Unfinished Business

One question: How are we supposed to get to the museum? Our vehicles got trashed by the snakes.

Uh, we have the Supersonic Raider Jet.

Uh, actually, hehe, my dad's still kind of working on that. We can take the Lightning Bike.

Kai and I have our old bikes.

What about me and Zane?

Well, I was saving this for your birthday, but… [presses a button, revealing a new ship] The Destiny's Shadow.

Oh, come on! First Jay, now Lloyd? Does everyone get a new ride for their birthday!? [notices everyone else staring at him] Uh, I said that out loud, didn't I?

[on the Destiny's Shadow with Zane] I have no idea what any of these buttons do. And it doesn't come with a user's manual.

On it. P.I.X.A.L., please do a vehicular spec analysis. Oh, right, she's still offline. I'll do it myself. The Destiny's Shadow has four offensive weapons, seven defensive systems, five transformative reconfigurations, and one mini-fridge. [offers Lloyd a beverage] Beverage?

Uh, maybe later.

You wouldn't happen to have a reconfigurable amphibious vehicle with you, would you?

No.

Actually, we might. Let me access those specs again. Reconfiguration three of the Destiny's Shadow is the Experimental Amphibious Multi-Terrain Assault Vehicle, XAMTAV.

Ha! What a catchy name. XAMTAV. Heh. Sounds like a laxative. No wonder Kai was so jealous.

Kai, Nya.

Master Wu.

Where are we?

Long story, but we're back in time. Forty years. When you, Garmadon, and the Elemental Masters fought Krux and Acronix at the monastery. Only this time, the good guys are losing.

We have to help you.

Not just you you. Young you, too, Wu. Oh, that's a mouthful.

[In the Samurai X Cave, Zane is hooked up to a computer and shows clips from the ninja's adventures]

Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four Elemental Weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all, Lord Garmadon.

This is what you wanted help with? I didn't know Nindroids kept diaries.

This is not a diary, it is a backup of our adventures. I returned from our latest search for Master Wu and thought it pertinent that someone record the story of Ninjago.

I should've brought popcorn. Now let's make history.

As I was saying, Lord Garmadon wanted the Elemental Weapons, but Sensei Wu, his brother and son of the First Spinjitzu Master, found four ninja to collect them first. Kai, Master of Fire. His desire to protect friends and family burns as hot as his temper. Jay, Master of Lightning. His humor and heart echo louder than thunder. Cole, Master of Earth. His body and spirit are solid as a rock, but strong muscles cannot hide his softer side. Last but not least, Zane, Master of Ice. Cool and calculating with a head for strategy. [Nya clears her throat] I was gonna mention you, Nya, once you became a ninja.

How about "Nya, future Master of Water, the original Samurai X, expert mechanic and pilot, not just Kai's sister and Jay's girlfriend?"

We're looking for an aircraft and you think boat?

Nya, we've been on at least two flying pirate ships.

You have a point. So many of the vehicles we've encountered have been... unconventional.

What about my Storm Fighter?

How is that unconventional?

It's not, I just really love it.

Stop suggesting your own vehicles!

My parents' jalopy?

Or your parents' vehicles.

But they have so many!

You're not helping.

Sorry. I thought it would be easier to recognize a blueprint for a vehicle I was familiar with.

You trapped Jay inside Zane's head?

Don't be dramatic. I merely digitized Jay's mind and uploaded him into the processing center of Zane's memory core.

You just took what I said and added a bunch of big words. Sounds like you want me to possess Zane. Like— Like a ghost.

Not a ghost. Your body will be resting comfortably in a Borg reclining terminal until you get back.

I still don't like it, but I'll do it for Zane. Let's go!

Ugh, we still don't know who's behind this, and Cole gets to fight a dangerous monster while I'm cooled up inside Zane's mind trying to solve a puzzle.

It's a Ninjigma. Heh! You're just mad because I'm gonna solve it first.

Need I remind you boys that whoever is hacking Zane could be listening to our every word? I say we show them that they messed with the wrong Nindroid!

I still don't get it.

[slowly] Do you need me to talk slower, Kai?

Borg may have created the Digiverse with good intentions, it was taken over by the Digital Over-Over-Over-Over—

It looks like the corrupted code spread to this memory.

Maybe some of these pictures are traps.

Now you say something.

It's a Zane puzzle, so Zane's picture has gotta be a safe move.

You know, sometimes I forget that Zane isn't human.

Really? Heh! Because he's covered in metal, you know.

The corrupted code seems confined to Zane's secondary systems for now. I can temporarily reroute his memory functions through the Samurai X Computer to buy you some time, but not much.

That means if we don't solve these puzzles soon, Zane might lose control...for good.

What's the next puzzle?

Ooh! It's a riddle! Lucky for you guys, I'm even better at riddles than I am at puzzles. Haha. "Feed me and I grow, always hungry. Give me something to drink and I die, always angry".

That sounds like it could be Fire. These symbols must be the possible answers! Look, there's a tiny flame!

Careful. One wrong answer could break down the rest of Zane's security system.

Lightning bolt, drop of Water, Smoke— Ew! Is that a foot?

The foot symbol denotes Speed. This appears to be a puzzle about the Elemental Masters.

Guys, I love a good story as much as the next guy, but I still think the answer is Fire.

Hmm, I wonder why you'd choose Fire. What was it you were the master of again?

Some of those aren't even on this puzzle! The answer is Fire, guys. Fire!

Kai's impatience gives me an idea. Perhaps we should consider the Elemental Masters as a whole rather than as individuals. What did they desire? What did they accomplish?

How is that—

Well, they ended the Serpentine War, and they stopped Krux and Acronix from taking over the world.

They gave their powers to the next generation of Elemental Masters.

That's right. We're the Elemental Masters now. And you know what I just realized? "Feed me and I grow, always hungry." But we all like to eat. "Give me something to drink and I die, always angry." But only one of us is angry all the time and can't swim. [realizes] It's Kai. The answer must be Fire!

Wha— That— What?

I have been running logic scenarios since we began the puzzle, and Fire is a 99.9 percent match.

What?

That's three votes for Fire. Me, Jay, and Zane.

What!? Ugh!

We did it! The answer was Fire.

The answer was never not Fire!

I just wanted to be sure.

Oh, no. There's more paths? How am I supposed to know which way to go?

That's what makes it a maze.

Now more walls? This maze is cheating!

[Jay and Cole, in their new appearances, enter an ancient temple]

Cole, you're my friend, but right now you're my worst enemy. You have no idea how time travel works.

If someone goes back in time and alters the past, our reality as we know it would change. We could look totally different and not even know it.

But we don't. Thus, Master Wu must have slipped into a time stream into the future.

Whenever he is, it's been a year. It's time we find him. [walks up to a monk] Uh, hi. Sorry to bother you. Cole, Master of Earth. This is Jay, Master of Blabber.

Lightning.

We heard that an old man who lost his memory wandered in from the cold. About so high, long beard, drinks a lot of tea.

[The monk doesn't answer]

I told you not to introduce yourself as the Master of Earth. No one knows what that means.

No, you bolt head, everyone here took a vow of silence.

[turns back to the monk] Can you point us to him? [the monk points] Thank you! I like your place! [he and Cole see a man] Wait, if it's him, and he lost his memory, don't remind him of that stupid TV show I once hosted, okay?

Uh, Master Wu?

[The man turns around, but it's not Wu]

Oh, come on, we came all this way, and it's not him? Aw, th-that's it. I quit.

I'm tired of losing people in my life. Wu would never quit on us, and we're not quitting on him.

If he's really still out there, couldn't he at least send a letter from the future, or leave a message to stand the test of time? He's wise. He'd find a way.

We just have to keep looking.

Yeah, you do that. And while you're at it, I'll be doing something more useful, like being a ninja.

Ha! Some ninja you are. You talk more than you fight!

At least I'm entertaining. All you do is judge and act like you know everything!

MMonk

Would you stop fighting?!

[Zane and Kai are fighting the Mechanic]

Zane, Master Lloyd requires Kai and your attention in Ninjago City.

Is it serious?

It appears so. Did I catch you at a bad time?

Zane, a little help?

MMechanic

Hot off the press. The Mechanic is back, Ninjago.

Ugh, whoever said "Fight fire with fire" didn't know what they're talking about.

We will be there shortly.

MMechanic

Watch out for the crossfire!

Hey! You're stealing my lines!

[freezes the Mechanic] Who likes ice cream? I do! How was that for a last line, Kai? Can we leave now?

[also frozen] Needs a little work. Gonna have to give me a minute to thaw though. Heh.

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