Kai quotes from Ninjago

Nya

[sees Jay] Jay!

Jay

Nya! Master Wu!

Lloyd

Where are they taking you?

Jay

I have no idea! But it's okay. They don't wanna hurt me, they want me to be their king! They keep calling me "Gift of Jay" and giving me things.

Nya

Uh, then why are your hands tied up? That makes no sense!

Well, since you're on such friendly terms, could you maybe get them to let us go?

Kai

And tell them to stop zapping us!

Jay

Oh, good idea! I'll try. [to the Keepers] Ahem. Guys? Okay, Gift of Jay wants you to untie his friends, okay?

Lloyd

Why are they putting you on a raft?

Misako

I don't think they want to give you anything, Jay. I think you're the gift.

Jay

Me? No, how can I be a gift?

Kai

Yeah, who'd want Jay?

Nya

Um, me?

For countless generations, we have fulfilled our duty as the First Spinjitzu Master tasked us. Now, for reasons we know not, Wojira awakens. Wojira rises! So we send her this gift, the Gift of Jay!

Wojira!

To placate her anger, we pray Wojira will take this gift, and go back to sleep.

Jay

Uh, guys? Come on, this isn't funny!

Nya

Jay? Jay, hold on!

Lloyd

Let us go!

You're making a huge mistake!

Jay

We're friends, remember? I'm Gift of Jay!

Guys, relax. This whole Wojira thing, it's a myth! It's not real.

Jay

Whoa! What's that? Guys? Guys? There's something out here. There's something big out here! Aah!

Kai

I guess someone did want Jay.

Kai

Hey, sis.

Nya

What's up, Kai?

Kai

Oh, nothing. Say now, I was just talking to Master Wu, about your little problem, and he had an interesting idea.

Nya

What interesting idea?

Kai

[nervously] Uh, he thought maybe you should consider calling... Mom.

Nya

Mom? Why?

Kai

She was the Elemental Master of Water before you. You know, she can help, offer advice, or something?

Nya

I don't need help. I can figure it out! I just need to relax a bit. Find my focus again. Regroup!

Kai

I'm just saying, she might know something. She might be able to fix your little problem.

Nya

I don't have a problem. I made one mistake, okay? A teensy tiny mistake and it won't happen again! [punches the training post so hard that it breaks]

Kai

[nervously] I'm gonna go... do something else. [walks away]

Kai

Remember me?

Of course I remember you, I saw you just five minutes ago in the street!

Kai

That was sarcasm, which I guess they don't have wherever you're from!

Kai

Nya talks to whales now?

Jay

Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Kai

Jay? What happened to your face?

Jay

Time, ravages us all.

Kai

Uh, Jay, why are there half full water glasses everywhere?

Jay

They're half empty.

Okay, but why?

Jay

So I can talk to Nya. [the others gasp] Nya became one with the ocean, remember? Which means she's connected to all water everywhere. Which means part of Nya is inside that water glass. And that one, and that one, and that one, and th⁠—

Kai

Okay, okay, okay. We get it.

Jay

[to a glass of water] Nya, the guys are here. What? Oh, okay. I'll tell them. She says, "Hi."

Lloyd

I'm gonna need you at Kryptarium to help us get past those new thermal sensors.

Zane

What about Nya? Nobody else can keep her frozen.

Skylor

[enters] You sure about that?

Kai

[surprised] Skylor?

Lloyd

I called her.

Kai

You had her number?!

Jay

These... are awesome! Why are they transporting the artifacts anyway?

Kai

Probably because we asked the Mayor about Aspheera's staff.

Jay

Oh! Oh, right.

Kai

Wow, I love this thing!

That's what I'm talking about!

Lloyd

How did you build these so fast, P.I.X.A.L.?

A Nindroid needs her secrets.

Zane

I find this very illogical. We will need a thorough download at a suitable time.

Kai

I can't believe it. After all we've done for Ninjago.

Jay

Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! Do you know how many people in here probably hate us?

All of us!

Jay

Eh, hey, roomies.

Zane

It would appear there are only four beds, but five of us.

Kai

That's the least of our problems.

Yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be sleeping much.

Zane

If you are certain, I will take a bunk.

Huh?

Jay

How can you be so calm about this?!

Lloyd

You know full well he turned off his emotion meter, Jay.

Jay

Well, it’d be nice to get a human reaction once in a while!

Zane

If it would make you feel better, I can switch it on again and react appropriately.

Kai

It might, actually.

[turns it back off] Not helping.

Dareth! I knew it was you!

Lloyd

I thought you said you had one last strategy, Dareth.

Dareth

This is it! A strategy called breaking you out!

Kai

Please tell me you brought a change of clothes!

Dareth

Sure did! It's in a box behind the seat. Complements of P.I.X.A.L.. I have no idea how she makes this stuff so fast!

Fugi-Dove

Did you bring one for me, Dareth?

Jay

What are you doing here?

Fugi-Dove

You're new at being a criminal. You'll need my criminal guidance if you have any hope of succeeding in your criminal plot!

Jay

Would you stop saying criminal?!

Kai

Anyone have any idea where we are?

Fugi-Dove

[pops up] Not a clue!

Jay

[shocked] Wha - where - how?!

Fugi-Dove

I am like the dove. Quick! Silent! Deadly!

Jay

Doves aren't deadly!

Fugi-Dove

Maybe not the doves you know.

Jay

None of them are deadly! Doves are a symbol of peace and love!

Kai

Say, did you turn your emotions back on?

Zane

I did indeed.

Kai

And why is that?

Zane

I realized there is a benefit to them, even grief.

Kai

There's hope for you yet, Zane.

Kai

Y'know, we do make a pretty good team. So, uh ... guess it's about time we made it official. We'll be a couple from now on, cool?

Skylor

Are you serious?

Kai

Uh... uh... yeah?

Skylor

Well, great timing, Kai! You disappear for ages and I don't hear from you like I've been forgotten. Then out of nowhere, during the biggest crisis ever, you spring this couple stuff on me?

Kai

[sighs] Sorry. My elemental powers were stolen, and then I was trapped in this icy realm, and then I got stuck inside a video game, and wound up on this mountain with an evil king with a talking skull. And then my sister got turned into the ocean, so... yeah. It's been kinda weird.

Skylor

How about we save Ninjago first, then maybe we talk about us?