Fugi-Dove quotes from Ninjago

Fugi-Dove

Well, well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis, Jay! The ninja of lightning!

Jay

Sorry, have we met?

Fugi-Dove

Oh, you probably don't recognize me in my prison clothes. It is I, Fugi-Dove! [coos twice] My cry fills the night?

Fugi-Dove

What happened to you, Jay?

Jay

What do you mean?

Fugi-Dove

Why have you turned to a life of crime? And what does this mean for our long-standing rivalry? And how can we be enemies if we're both criminals? You're messing everything up!

Jay

First, I'm not turning to a life of crime! Second, there is no rivalry, and third, you're weird. Stop talking to me.

Fugi-Dove

You're avoiding the subject, Jay!

Jay

What subject?!

Fugi-Dove

How to repair our relationship in the wake of you becoming a criminal!

Jay

I'm not becoming a criminal!

Fugi-Dove

If you're really set on this, here's some free advice. Get a cool villain name! Like mine! But different, because I already have mine.

Jay

A villain name, great, thanks.

Fugi-Dove

Like "The Jay-ler"! Because your name is Jay, get it? And then get some chains so you can smash stuff.

Dareth! I knew it was you!

Lloyd

I thought you said you had one last strategy, Dareth.

Dareth

This is it! A strategy called breaking you out!

Kai

Please tell me you brought a change of clothes!

Dareth

Sure did! It's in a box behind the seat. Complements of P.I.X.A.L.. I have no idea how she makes this stuff so fast!

Fugi-Dove

Did you bring one for me, Dareth?

Jay

What are you doing here?

Fugi-Dove

You're new at being a criminal. You'll need my criminal guidance if you have any hope of succeeding in your criminal plot!

Jay

Would you stop saying criminal?!

Kai

Anyone have any idea where we are?

Fugi-Dove

[pops up] Not a clue!

Jay

[shocked] Wha - where - how?!

Fugi-Dove

I am like the dove. Quick! Silent! Deadly!

Jay

Doves aren't deadly!

Fugi-Dove

Maybe not the doves you know.

Jay

None of them are deadly! Doves are a symbol of peace and love!

Fugi-Dove

My cry fills the night! [coos twice]

Jay

[aggravated] Will you please SHUT UP?!