Happy quotes from Ninjago

All right! Who took my pudding cup? My name was clearly written on it.

[eating Jay's pudding cup] I didn't see "Motor Mouth" on it. [throws the cup in the trash]

I'm telling the headmaster.

Leave me out of it. I'm on break, too.

Relax, Jay, you can have mine. [gives Jay his pudding cup]

But this isn't cold. [Zane flips a switch in his arm and freezes the pudding cup] Oh, give me. [eats the pudding] Mm.

Hey, did you guys hear the news?

There's trouble?

Danger?

An emergency?

Oh, a new menace?

No, we got clearance for a field trip.

Not just any field trip. A field trip to tour Borg Industries.

[gasps] Not the Borg Industries. As in home to super genius reclusive savant Cyrus Borg? Inventor of the hover car and everything else cool in this world? [Zane kicks him] Ow!

Welcome to Borg Industries. I'm P.I.X.A.L., Cyrus' Primary Interactive X-ternal Assistant Life-form. I'm sorry to hear about the traffic accident.

Wow, news travels fast.

Everything in New Ninjago City is fully automated and interconnected. [turns to Zane] Your antiquated bus should be ready shortly. You are Zane, a droid like me. What does Zane stand for?

I stand for peace, freedom, and courage in the face of all who threaten Ninjago.

She means your name, tin head.

I guess I'm just Zane.

Ah, my son. So glad you could join us.

Heh, it's been a while, Father.

[whispering to Cole] Check out the new Sensei looking sharp.

Silence! [hits Jay on the head with his staff]

OW!

Close your mouth and open your ears. Tonight's lesson is the Art of the Silent Fist, to fight without fighting. May I have a volunteer?

How about me?

The Ultimate Battle, Round Two!

Attack me, but please, no powers. I happen to like my monastery.

You see, the key is balance. Let your opponent fight himself. [dodges more of Lloyd's attacks] Let the enemy tire himself.

Argh! [Garmadon yawns then dodges his attack] Huh? [slams into a support column]

Pupils, I give you the most powerful ninja in all the land, the Golden Ninja.

We've been digging for so long, I think I forgot what we're looking for.

A jiggly compact compress converter. Or was it a compress compact jiggly converter? Whatever it is, if it can get us back to New Ninjago City any sooner, it's worth finding.

We shut off the power thinking we could just waltz in, but no, we didn't stop to think we were a bajillion miles away. [notices something] Hey! A compact converted jiggly compressor!

Ah! Great find, kiddo. Now all we need to adapt that hover-copter's power supply to solar power is an upside down rotter derottermabob and a whiz bang automated amplifier!

I'm starting to think they're just making this stuff up.

Ah, it's so quiet in here. What did I miss, another signature Jay Walker gut buster?

[turns to Cole; angrily] Oh, you backstabbing, no good…! YAAAH!!! [tackles him to the ground, causing them to start fighting]

What's wrong with you?!

[sighs] I hope Lloyd is faring better than us.

Oh, you know why you're the black ninja?! 'Cause it's the color of your heart!

Oh, yeah?! Well, what's the point of being a blue ninja?! Unless you're trying to hide out for some goofy clown college!

Oh, you take that back! There are reputable performers that attend clown college!

I blame you for this!

What did I do? You were the one who wanted to stay in a scrapheap full of Nindroids!

Enough, you two!

Sensei Wu!

What happened to him?!

He's turned evil! Help me!

But he's our sensei!

Not anymore.

More like Tech Wu.

Oh! Bad Sensei, bad! [he and Cole both start charging towards Techno Wu and he hits Cole in the face with his staff; laughs] I hate to say it, but you deserved that a little. [Techno Wu then uses his staff to punch him in the gut] Ooh!

[laughs] Right back at ya!

Seriously, who the heck was that guy?

Or gal.

Whoever it is, they turned our sensei against us.

And if we want to save him, we'll need to find out who this stranger is.

Perhaps I could have that answer for you in a few moments.

What is it?

Hmm…

It's obviously a clue, dirt clod.

I know it's a clue, zap trap, but it's so small. I just want to know what—

Stop it, you two. P.I.X.A.L., can you analyze it?

The sample is far too small, but given time, I should have an answer.

Then we should waste no more time and get back to the city. I'll use my Falcon Vision to warn Lloyd of our findings.

I thought taking the power out would give us the upper hand, but now that they have it and we don't, I guess the power has only shifted.

Don't worry, sis, we'll get Sensei back.

Watch your step, Nya. We don't know the last time this ladder was used.

That's thoughtful of you, Cole.

Hey! How about you watch where you're watching, Cole? Huh?

Oh, is that a threat, Jay? 'Cause coming from you, it sounds like some of your best material.

Hahaha! There's a reason nobody liked you.

If we digitize the ninja and Techno Blades using my experimental technology, you could fight him on his own turf inside the Digiverse.

What do you mean inside the Digiverse?

Ugh, weren't you listening? He's going to put us into the video game.

[excited] I know! Heh, I just wanted to hear it again!

[gets punched by Jay] Ow! What was that for?!

Just testing the rules. First rule: Cole's a crybaby!

[floating around in the ship] Is this the greatest thing ever or what?

Where are you? We're trapped in space and you... where did you go?

Guys, we're in space. I thought this is stuff only Fritz Donnegan gets to enjoy.

Fritz is from a comic book, dude. This is real!

Well, you got me hooked on the character. Would you lighten up and not step on your dreams of being a real Starfarer just yet?

We have to find a way to take control of the ship. If they get the Golden Weapons back to the Overlord, Ninjago doesn't stand much of a chance. [Kai accidentally bumps into him] Whoa!

But there's no access to the rest of the ship. The only way out is through the same airlock we came in.

And if my memory banks serve correct, space has a way of taking one's breath away, in the negative sense.

I can't wait to see the expressions on the faces of those metal chrome domes when they find out we've stowed away onboard.

They're Nindroids, nimrod, they don't have expressions.

Oh, yeah? Well, Zane has expressions.

Zane's not like them. Do we really have to go over this right now?

It's just so quiet, I'm only trying to fill the space. Get it? Space.