TTTwitchy Tim
Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
TTTwitchy Tim
Oh, yeah, but nobody calls me that.
Uh, what do they call you?
TTTwitchy Tim
Twitchy Tim! Twitchy for short.
Well, um, Twitchy, my mother was part of an expedition to try and map an unknown island on the southern coast, and she's missing. We're going after them. You're the only one who knows what's out there and we could really use your help.
TTwitchy
I'll tell you what's out there. Storms! Monsters! Doom! I was struck twelve times by lightning trying to escape that nightmare, and you want me to go back?!
TTwitchy
Yeah. Well, luckily, it didn't affect me, but I- [twitches] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
You already asked us that.
We're not here for gas, we're here for your help, remember?
Yeah, we were talking about the uncharted island. We were asking you to come with us.
TTwitchy
The uncharted island? Are you nuts? You want me to go back? Well, you can forget it. The answer's- [twitches again] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?
JayWhat is going on? You said that twice!
Jay
We were talking about going back to the island! Remember? We were asking you for help?
TTwitchy
Going back to the island? I swore I'd never do it, but what can I say? A deal's a deal. You're driving, right?
[The Keepers pass by with Jay on a palanquin]
Jay
Nya! Master Wu!
Where are they taking you?
Jay
I have no idea! But it's okay. They don't wanna hurt me, they want me to be their king! They keep calling me "Gift of Jay" and giving me things.
Uh, then why are your hands tied up? That makes no sense!
Well, since you're on such friendly terms, could you maybe get them to let us go?
And tell them to stop zapping us!
Jay
Oh, good idea! I'll try. [to the Keepers] Ahem. Guys? Okay, Gift of Jay wants you to untie his friends, okay?
Why are they putting you on a raft?
I don't think they want to give you anything, Jay. I think you're the gift.
Jay
Me? No, how can I be a gift?
MMammatus
For countless generations, we have fulfilled our duty as the First Spinjitzu Master tasked us. Now, for reasons we know not, Wojira awakens. Wojira rises! So we send her this gift, the Gift of Jay!
MMammatus
To placate her anger, we pray Wojira will take this gift, and go back to sleep.
Jay
Uh, guys? Come on, this isn't funny!
You're making a huge mistake!
Jay
We're friends, remember? I'm Gift of Jay!
CClutch
Guys, relax. This whole Wojira thing, it's a myth! It's not real.
Jay
Whoa! What's that? Guys? Guys? There's something out here. There's something big out here! Aah!
I guess someone did want Jay.
Jay
Good to see you, guys! How'd you find me?
Once we figured out this alleged sea monster wasn't real-
We had a little talk with the leader, who told us about a cave-
Where some thugs just might be hiding a big monster!
Jay
Smart thinking, guys! But this is a pretty bizarre crime ring going on here. Any idea who's behind it?
We figured that out too. Remember there was a breakout to Kryptarium Prison? All kinds of criminals back on the streets?
Jay
Yeah.
Well, guess who still hasn't been caught, and who likes to use weird vehicles to get his way!
[The unknown figure reveals himself to be Ronin]
I was actually gonna say the Mechanic, but Ronin fits too.
[P.I.X.A.L., Wu and the ninja arrive at the harbor]
Zane, would you do the honors?
[Zane presses a button and the Hydro Bounty emerges from the water. The ninja gasp]
Jay
How did you build this so fast?
I had been tinkering with it in my spare time over the past several years.
It's amazing, P.I.X.A.L..
I am proud to say it is one of the most sophisticated vessels I have designed, and is practically unsinkable.
You know what happens when you call a vessel unsinkable, right? Oh, it doesn't sink, of course.
[Cole, Kai and Zane arrive at the lighthouse. Cole knocks on the door. They gasp when they see who opens the door]
Jay? What happened to your face?
Jay
Time, ravages us all.
Uh, Jay, why are there half full water glasses everywhere?
Jay
They're half empty.
Jay
So I can talk to Nya. [the others gasp] Nya became one with the ocean, remember? Which means she's connected to all water everywhere. Which means part of Nya is inside that water glass. And that one, and that one, and that one, and th—
Okay, okay, okay. We get it.
Jay
[to a glass of water] Nya, the guys are here. What? Oh, okay. I'll tell them. She says, "Hi."
[The ninja speed through the city on new vehicles]
Jay
These... are awesome! Why are they transporting the artifacts anyway?
Probably because we asked the Mayor about Aspheera's staff.
Jay
Oh! Oh, right.
That's what I'm talking about!
How did you build these so fast, P.I.X.A.L.?
A Nindroid needs her secrets.
I find this very illogical. We will need a thorough download at a suitable time.
[The ninja are taken to their cells in Kryptarium Prison]
I can't believe it. After all we've done for Ninjago.
Jay
Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! Do you know how many people in here probably hate us?
Jay
Eh, hey, roomies.
It would appear there are only four beds, but five of us.
That's the least of our problems.
Yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be sleeping much.
If you are certain, I will take a bunk.
Jay
How can you be so calm about this?!
You know full well he turned off his emotion meter, Jay.
Jay
Well, it’d be nice to get a human reaction once in a while!
If it would make you feel better, I can switch it on again and react appropriately.
[Zane turns his emotion meter on and starts screaming]
[turns it back off] Not helping.
What happened to you, Jay?
Jay
What do you mean?
Why have you turned to a life of crime? And what does this mean for our long-standing rivalry? And how can we be enemies if we're both criminals? You're messing everything up!
Jay
First, I'm not turning to a life of crime! Second, there is no rivalry, and third, you're weird. Stop talking to me.
You're avoiding the subject, Jay!
Jay
What subject?!
How to repair our relationship in the wake of you becoming a criminal!
Jay
I'm not becoming a criminal!
If you're really set on this, here's some free advice. Get a cool villain name! Like mine! But different, because I already have mine.
Jay
A villain name, great, thanks.
Like "The Jay-ler"! Because your name is Jay, get it? And then get some chains so you can smash stuff.
[Dareth takes off his disguise]
Dareth! I knew it was you!
I thought you said you had one last strategy, Dareth.
This is it! A strategy called breaking you out!
Please tell me you brought a change of clothes!
Sure did! It's in a box behind the seat. Complements of P.I.X.A.L.. I have no idea how she makes this stuff so fast!
[Just then, Fugi-Dove pops up from under the clothes]
Did you bring one for me, Dareth?
Jay
What are you doing here?
You're new at being a criminal. You'll need my criminal guidance if you have any hope of succeeding in your criminal plot!
Jay
Would you stop saying criminal?!
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