Dan and Christine in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Miss Mass Transit did not win because I received any special favors.

Christine

Oh, come on, Dan, you have the gall to say you didn't sleep with her?

Dan

Oh, no, I slept with her.

Christine

See there?!

Dan

But I also slept with Miss Crosstown Bus, Miss Turnstile, and Miss Elevated Platform. I mean, when it came to the Miss Mass Transit Pageant, I got off at every stop.