Dan, Tammy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Hi, pumpkin!

Don't "pumpkin" me, Dan Fielding. How dare you treat me the way you did last night?

Bull

Dan, what did you do to this poor girl?

Dan

Nothing!

Exactly! I go out of my way to land the great Dan Fielding, the prince of passion, the carnal commando. And I end up with Captain Kangaroo!

Dan

[cowering] Tammy, you're upsetting me. You've never talked to me like this before.

Get used to it, jerkface, 'cause no yuppy-trash, slimeball creep walks out on me!

Dan

Now, wait a sec... Slimeball... creep. That rings a bell, too. You were saying? [Tammy slaps him] A stinging sensation on my cheek. I remember that, too. Once more, please. [Another slap] Oh, yes. It's all coming back to me now.

What's coming back to you?

Dan

Whoa. Every...thing!