Women'll drive you screwy if you don't know how to handle them.
TTony
You've had a lot of experience, Judge?
Me? Me? Women are drawn to men in powerful positions like mine. Drawn. Yeah, if I had a dime for every woman.
You could make a phone call.
Yeah, but it'd be a long phone call.
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