[Dan is hiding from his stalker disguised in a "borrowed" nun's outfit]
[not seeing his face] Sister? Sister please, I have a confession to make of a personal nature.
[Dan starts to speak up, but changes his mind.]
[high-pitched voice] Oh, well, why don't we come sit down over here, my child.
Thank you, sister. Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I have just had an impulsive carnal liaison with a man.
Whoo! Yes, well, my child, tell me, all about it.
Well, the worst part is I was weak when a friend's life was in danger.
Yes, tut-tut, now, about this liaison, um, I need details for true forgiveness.
I don't know where to start.
Were you naked?
No! No. We just kissed.
Oh, I see, my child. Did he stick his tongue down your throat?
[perplexed] What?
Did he make balloon animals out of your panties?
[pulls back the wimple and sees him] DAN! [starts whaling on him] DAN FIELDING, YOU BIG PERVERT!
[she storms away]
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