So, Dan, how did it go with Jordan King?
Ah, well, Harry... he's a tough customer, but I made sure he'll never forget the name Dan Fielding.
He took you to the cleaners, huh?
[slumps in his chair and whimpers] Yes.
How bad was it? [Dan hands him King's check] $9,000? That's pretty good for a piece of swampland. What'd you pay for it?
[Dan writes a figure on a piece of paper and passes it to Harry. Harry compares the two]
Oh, come on, Dan, so you lost a couple of bucks. One day you'll look back on this... [he stops, and compares the two papers again] ...No. Don't look back on this.
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