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S1 E15

Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Judge Stone, Christine Sullivan and others in “Unfinished Business”

JSJudge Stone

OOOOHHH! [slams gavel] None of that language in my courtroom. Defense.

Christine Sullivan

My clients plead innocence.

JSJudge Stone

On What Grounds?!

Christine Sullivan

They claim to be victims of a mind meld.

JSJudge Stone

A mind meld?! Oh come on. Get real, guys. Star Trek is a TV show for crimity sakes. I'm gonna fine you each $30 and I suggest you stop living with your parents. [slams gavel]

New Trekker

You have no authority over us!

JSJudge Stone

I beg your pardon?

New Trekker

We are governed by the laws of the Federation.

JSJudge Stone

Is that so?! Ok, that's contempt, Chuckle! One day in the county jail! [slams gavel again]

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