This whole thing is... a scam. It's like a play.
A play?
This is part of a government sting to catch some criminals who have been bribing judges.
Really? Then all that stuff Christine told me about your feeling alone without any family, that was all part of the act?
Right.
Whoo! What a relief. And to think I almost told you that I was your father.
You mean my stepfather.
No, I mean your real father. But now I guess there's no need to tell you.
What?
Heck, I always figured you'd be better off not knowing anyway, so you won't hear it from me.
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