[Roz is wearing an elf suit.]
Are you laughing at me, Dan?
[laughing] Yes, I am laughing at you. Men have died laughing at less.
[Roz pulls out a large plastic candy cane and presses the tip against Dan's chest.]
Pick a body cavity, Dan.
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