[as everyone opens their presents]
[gasps] My God! It's a Rolex.
Read the inscription.
"Dear Dan, whether you believe it or not, I think of you as a friend."
[To everyone's confusion, he drops the watch into his water glass, covers the glass with his hand and shakes it briskly, then pulls the watch out and checks the action.]
[gasps again] It's real!
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