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S1 E15

Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan and Mac in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Are you out of your mind?! I could go to jail for impersonating a judge!

Mac

Hey, it's on the phone! Nobody's gonna know.

Dan

Why me?

Mac

Well... because it's sneaky, and underhanded, and deceitful(?)

Dan

[nods] ...Nobody does it better.

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