[swearing in a group of new citizens]
You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...
[confused murmur]
Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?
[more confused murmuring]
Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!
CClinton
I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's kidding?
It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.
VVega
God, he's good!
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