“I don't have a life, Harry. I have...” – Dan, Night Court ... TV Quotes Database

I don't have a life, Harry. I have a lifestyle. Do you know how many women I have slept with?

It doesn't matter how many women you've slept with! [pause] More than a hundred?

You know the slogan under the Golden Arches? "Over four billion served"? Let's just say I'm competitive. And out of all of them, not one of them ever said, "I love you."

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