Now, believe it or not, I really understand how you feel?
No, you don't.
Yeah, I was what you'd call a lonely kind of kid. I was never invited to the cool parties. Nobody asked me to join the popular clubs.
Well, I'm one up on you there. I was asked to join the most popular club in high school.
Really?
Yeah. Eight of us were selected to go through the initiation. And all we had to do to join was... shave our heads before we showed up for the junior prom. So I did. And when I walked into the gym to meet my date...
You were the only one who'd shaved his head.
I was only 16, Harry. Unsure of myself. Worried like most adolescents about the way I looked anyway. And there I stood. Humiliated. In front of what was for me, at the time, the whole world. I wanted to kill myself. And then I wanted to kill them.
Just like Bully the Dragon.
Yeah, only I didn't live happily ever after.
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