You're taking me back?
Yes. Because I think you're being sincere. Also, I've seen your conviction record. You're good.
[Dan looks gratified]
But most of all I'm taking you back because it will give me the opportunity to make your life a LIVING HELL! You think you're a tough customer? Well, move over, Buster! Because I'm the toughest, I'm the meanest, I'm the nastiest little man God ever put on this earth! I'm going to make you run, I'm going to make you jump, I am going to make you slither on the ground like a snake!
GOD BLESS YOU!
[Dan hugs him, then leaves]
I don't understand him.
Neither do I. But together we can have some fun abusing him until we do.
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