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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan and Florence in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

[on phone] No, no, I need the costume tonight! Yes, let's say something tasteful, conservative... say, the Roman Emperor Caligula... $200?! For some sandals and a sheet?! All right, all right, let's lay the cards on the table. What can I get for $19.95?

[pause]

Dan

[to Flo] What's a "Smurf"?

Florence

Imagine your cat threw up a furball that talked.

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