Reynolds, Guy T. 629 Bleecker Street.
May I remove my coat, Your Honor?
Sure.
No!
Miss Williams?
Your Honor, the charge.
"Indecent exposure." You almost got me on that one, didn't you, Mr. Reynolds?
That charge is ridiculous, Your Honor. I'm not a pervert. I'm a nudist.
[courtroom audience applauds]
All right, that's enough. Mr. Reynolds, what you do in the privacy of your own home is one thing but what you do at the Chock Full o'Nuts at Fourth and Lexington is quite another.
That was the point, Your Honor. To bring the subject out into the open. Discuss it, create a forum.
Your Honor, what Mr. Reynolds apparently created was a stampede when he stood atop the coffee counter, disrobed and sang, "Hey, Look Me Over."
Don't you see? Our clothing inhibits us, people. Nudity allows us to be open to each other.
Great little icebreaker, no doubt. But, Mr. Reynolds quite frankly, I don't wanna know you that well.
All I can say is, if you don't go nude, you're missing a wonderful experience. It's-well it's indescribable.
Yeah well, I'm gonna describe it as a Class A misdemeanor and I'm gonna fine you $160.
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