[Bill arrives at the office with a cane.]
Hi, Bill...something wrong with your leg?
Not that I'm aware of, but thanks for asking.
If there's nothing wrong with your leg, then why the cane?
The what?
The cane. Your walking stick.
Oh, you mean my cane. Picked her up at an antique store over lunch. They say she's over a hundred years old. Hand-carved mahogany with a solid brass tip. What's the matter, Dave? Don't you like my cane?
Again, Bill, why do you have a cane?
You like my cane, don't you, Catherine?
It's a cane, Bill. Who cares?
[laughing] You see, it's just like that saying: "Everybody loves a cane."
No, Bill, I believe the saying is "Everybody loves a clown", which is what you look like with that thing.
Ahh! You're jealous of her, aren't you?
No, Bill, I'm not jealous of her. It's just that it's such an obvious affectation, a desperate bid for attention.
Maybe. Or maybe I just like canes.
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