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Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica · Season 1, Episode 15

Jessica and Nick in “Unfinished Business”

Jessica

Why don't you open the car door for me anymore? At the begining of our marriage, you were so eager to open the door for me.

Nick

Because at the beginning of our marriage, I got laid.

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