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Bugs Bunny quotes from New Looney Tunes

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Most-quoted character in New Looney Tunes: in 73 of its 108 quotes
Most scenes with: Porky Pig (4), Wile E (3), Daffy Duck (2)

Scenes with Bugs Bunny 23

TTTheodore Tasmanian

What are you doing here, Bugs?

BBBugs Bunny

Uh, it's Prank Week.

TTTheodore Tasmanian

No can do this year.

[Bugs has received the silver jacket and Leslie goes insane.]

BBugs

Sheesh! I just came out here to have a little fun! And now, I'm going home with this ugly silver jacket!

LLeslie

[crazy shouts] Carry my bags, Lilylegs! Yes! The best gets out of Leslie P. Lilylegs! [laughs hysterical, two men carried him away]

BBugs

Don't worry, Leslie! The nice man will fit you with a special jacket of your very own!

[he is getting hungry] I'm starving! I could eat a.......wait! You're free range and organicly grown, aren't you?

BBBugs Bunny

Now hold on, bub. I don't like where you're going with this!

[Wile E. starts to feel his inner coyote instinct starting to emerge. He visions Bugs as a hamburger]

BBBugs Bunny

You...[gulp] you okay, Wile E.?

[Wile E. holds up a sign that says "Yup" and then he howls]

[Elmer Fudd's first appearance.]

BBugs

Nothing like starting your day than with a little tai chi! Gives me quite awareness of myself and my surroundings!

Excuse me!

BBugs

[yelps, notices Elmer Fudd] You really caught me off Guard!

I'm Elmer Fudd! And I was wondering if you might intewested in joining my animal menagewie!

[Bugs sings a song about Bubblewrap, to the tune of the Blue Danube]

BBugs

I rolled out the wrap, Toe pop, toe pop, I rolled out some more, Finger pop, ear pop, I spread it around, Finger pop, butt pop, I'm not slowing down, Leap leap, bounce bounce, It's everywhere now, I pop with mop, I wrap up the pig, And he goes plop, I climb up so high to the sky, Then, I take a swan dive

(Screams)

BBugs

Pizza Delivery for Mrs Cougar!

CMiss Cougar

Mrs?! [laughs] It's just Miss. Oh. Aren't you a cute little [sniffs] Tender Rabbit!

BBugs

Wait. What?!

CMiss Cougar

Oh my! Your big strong arms must be exhaust and juicy from carrying those boxes. [purrs].

[Daffy and Porky slide out of the Haunted house near Bugs Bunny.]

BBBugs Bunny

Eh. Everything okay, fellas? You look like you seen a ghost.

It's horrifying terrifying!

A Ghost was chasing us!

Cobwebs Everywhere! Glowpatches!

There was nowhere to turn!

Stay as faraway as you can!

From the Haunted House!

BBoth

Across the street!

BBBugs Bunny

Across the street? But, that's strange. That house burned down ten years ago.

[Daffy and Porky look and see that the house had indeed vanished as Bugs Bunny predicted.]

BBoth

Huh?! [they run away, screaming]

BBBugs Bunny

[laughs] Those two! What maroons! They're letting All Hallow's Eve get up to their skin! [laughs, suddenly, a ghost came up] Someone should tell them that there's no such thing as ghosts! [laughs] Oh. The houses. Oh boy! [laughs, takes deep breaths, a ghost gave him a piece of candy] Oh. Thank you. [Laughs, realizes something] GHOST! [runs away]

TTaz

Wood Fairy? [sticks out his tongue with an opened dictionary that has the page "Tasmanian Devil".]

LLittlechin

"Tasmanian Devil"?! But that rabbit told me you were a Wood Fairy! [he and Taz glare at Bugs]

BBugs

[nervously] Hello…?

BBBugs Bunny

[speaking in a royal accent] In the midsts of another glorious adventure, the sun is shining, the wind is in our sails and my crew is throwing up over the side of the ship. [Porky and Daffy were puking over the side of the boat] [back to his normal accent] C'mon, Guys! This is no time to be seasick. You gotta help me on my quest to find the Sword of Rothgar!

Did you say, the Sword of [pukes] Roth...

[pukes] ...Gar!

BBugs

Fellas, I know we had our differences.

Differences?! You blew me up with dynamite!

Why, you shoved a beehive in my gun and I got stung all over!

BJBlacque Jacque Shellacque

You tricked me into putting on tiny underpants that squeezed and chafed me some!

BBugs

But you've got bigger problems 'cause there's a crazy toaster salesman who's gonna blow up Tombstone Falls!

[everyone gasped upon hearing this.]

BJBlacque Jacque Shellacque

What a dastardly fiendish evil plan! I really wish I had thought of it.

Yeah! I'm jealous!

But, wait! He can't destwoy Tombstone Falls! It has all the best banks to wob!

CCurt

And if Tombstone Falls is blown up, we gotta done do our robbing on the other side of the hill.

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