Daffy Duck quotes from New Looney Tunes

Daffy

Looks like she's got the Duck of the Irish!

Daffy

This animation thing is a lot easier than they said it would be! Ain't I a stinker?

Daffy

Hello, spring break! One whole week of nothing but, sun, sun and coconuts!

I can’t stand the city. So loud and noisy, and everybody’s walkin’ and talkin’ and jibber-jabberin’ in your ear.

Daffy Duck

But you’re jibber-jabbering in my ear.

I tawt I taw a puddy quack!

Daffy

I made it! I finally become a real lady!

I did! I did taw a puddy quack!

Eh. Everything okay, fellas? You look like you seen a ghost.

Daffy Duck

It's horrifying terrifying!

Porky Pig

A Ghost was chasing us!

Daffy Duck

Cobwebs Everywhere! Glowpatches!

Porky Pig

There was nowhere to turn!

Daffy Duck

Stay as faraway as you can!

Porky Pig

From the Haunted House!

Across the street!

Across the street? But, that's strange. That house burned down ten years ago.

Huh?! [they run away, screaming]

[laughs] Those two! What maroons! They're letting All Hallow's Eve get up to their skin! [laughs, suddenly, a ghost came up] Someone should tell them that there's no such thing as ghosts! [laughs] Oh. The houses. Oh boy! [laughs, takes deep breaths, a ghost gave him a piece of candy] Oh. Thank you. [Laughs, realizes something] GHOST! [runs away]

Daffy

Get in! No time to explain!

[deep voice] Hey! Lady! [spits, normal voice] Hello, Lady! Just keeping my breath minty fresh!

[speaking in a royal accent] In the midsts of another glorious adventure, the sun is shining, the wind is in our sails and my crew is throwing up over the side of the ship. [Porky and Daffy were puking over the side of the boat] [back to his normal accent] C'mon, Guys! This is no time to be seasick. You gotta help me on my quest to find the Sword of Rothgar!

Daffy Duck

Did you say, the Sword of [pukes] Roth...

Porky Pig

[pukes] ...Gar!