Elmer Fudd quotes from New Looney Tunes

Bet you thought I was gonna twip and fall, didn't you? But, I didn't! [laughs]

Nothing like starting your day than with a little tai chi! Gives me quite awareness of myself and my surroundings!

Excuse me!

[yelps, notices Elmer Fudd] You really caught me off Guard!

I'm Elmer Fudd! And I was wondering if you might intewested in joining my animal menagewie!

[as he was forced to do King Louis XIV (Blacque Jacque Shellacque)'s feet] Oh. This wittle piggy went to market! This wittle piggy stayed home!

And this little piggy went... [Pretends to cry as he hits his footmen with his foot] All ze way home!

Fellas, I know we had our differences.

Differences?! You blew me up with dynamite!

Why, you shoved a beehive in my gun and I got stung all over!

You tricked me into putting on tiny underpants that squeezed and chafed me some!

But you've got bigger problems 'cause there's a crazy toaster salesman who's gonna blow up Tombstone Falls!

What a dastardly fiendish evil plan! I really wish I had thought of it.

Yeah! I'm jealous!

But, wait! He can't destwoy Tombstone Falls! It has all the best banks to wob!

And if Tombstone Falls is blown up, we gotta done do our robbing on the other side of the hill.