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Yosemite Sam quotes from New Looney Tunes

6 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in New Looney Tunes: in 6 of its 108 quotes
Most scenes with: Bugs Bunny (2)

Lines by Yosemite Sam 3

YSYosemite Sam

How about this. [puts a few horseshoes in a boxing glove] Sam! You're a garbage eating troll! [winds his fist and punches himself]

Scenes with Yosemite Sam 3

YSYosemite Sam

There! A cloud just like you said! [jumps off the balloon] Yee-Haw!

Hey! You forgot your hat! [drops the bowling balls and the hat]

PPunkinHead

Hey, Curt! Look. [A sign reads Yokel Pond Up Yonder] There's a pond up yonder!

CCurt

I wanna go skinny-dipping!

[Curt and Punkinhead goes off for a little swim.]

YSYosemite Sam

Not again! Ooh. I gotta do everything myself!

Fellas, I know we had our differences.

YSYosemite Sam

Differences?! You blew me up with dynamite!

Why, you shoved a beehive in my gun and I got stung all over!

BJBlacque Jacque Shellacque

You tricked me into putting on tiny underpants that squeezed and chafed me some!

But you've got bigger problems 'cause there's a crazy toaster salesman who's gonna blow up Tombstone Falls!

[everyone gasped upon hearing this.]

BJBlacque Jacque Shellacque

What a dastardly fiendish evil plan! I really wish I had thought of it.

YSYosemite Sam

Yeah! I'm jealous!

But, wait! He can't destwoy Tombstone Falls! It has all the best banks to wob!

CCurt

And if Tombstone Falls is blown up, we gotta done do our robbing on the other side of the hill.

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