[thinking Cece likes Nick] You know who's great? Cece.
One of our finest. Lovely woman.
And she has so much to offer.
[thinking about Cece's popcorn machine idea] Is that what this is about? She sends you to sell me on it?
No, Nick. She doesn't know I'm talking to you at all. Wait. You guys have talked about it?
All the time. But I thought she and I had come to a decision.
Which is?
It's not happening.
Well, why not?
'Cause I'm not interested. And I know it's not cool to say, but... I don't like the way it would look.
People are gonna say what they're gonna say. They're not reasons not to go through with it.
Fine. You want to know my biggest concern? My biggest concern is the smell.
...The smell?
The smell of it. Yeah, and it's not Cece's fault. I mean, they all smell. I've told her that.
You told Cece you think all women...
Don't make this a feminist thing...
It... I'm not making it a feminist thing.
How? They smell terrible. It's common knowledge.
I thought your biggest concern would be how it affected the people around you.
I mean, sure, a bunch of old drunks will grab at it...
But if your biggest concern is the smell, I'm sure that's highly manageable.
Yeah, I guess there's, like, special solvents and soaps. I-I haven't read up on it that much. You know, but you got to really get in there and scrub it out. It's disgusting. You know, 'cause of the daily wear and tear and... oil and grease just cooking in there. It's enough to make a man barf thinking about it. I mean, they get really hot.
I know what temperature it gets.
But if I'm being honest, you know, and I haven't talked to her about this, but I do have good memories associated with the smell. Ball games, the circus, hanging with my dad.
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