[Jess and Nick go to the house of a student in Jess' creative writing class that Nick thinks is a psychotic killer]
If Pepperwood taught me anything—
There's no Pepperwood.
Never get caught without a safe word. We're gonna go with "apricot."
That's way too normal. We need to, like, go with something weird, like "dragon slippers."
What?
I use "apricot" too much in my normal life.
Why do you use "apricot" so much?
What am I supposed to call them—"sweet tangy balls"?
Don't call them "sweet tangy balls," Jessica.
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